Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 25, 2017

Cats sometimes eat things you wouldn’t expect, just to confuse you.

Cats do not like to be predictable……But they are! My cat’s just don’t like people food…I can leave a chicken dinner o the counter with mashed potatoes and the fixings, leave the room, and not worry about it…

My cat does this to me all the time – Begs until I give him some, takes one sniff and walks away.

He didn’t want anything. Just wanted to see if he can still do it. Yep, the mojo still works.

We used to have a cat that LOVED broccoli; she’d sit on a dining room chair and v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y reach out and snag the edge of a plate, draw it toward herself, grab the broccoli, and run like the wind. Never took anything else off the table.

“The Art of the Schnub”.

The thing is in the disdain of the offer…

We had a Persian who did this to hubby. She’d sit by his chair, give him this look to guilt him into giving her a bite. (which she never ate) When her mission was accomplished, she’d look at him like “I rule” while waving her tail at him walking away. Told him she just wanted to see if she could make him obey her command lol.

I thought we were going to see a story about the boat. Or the kids. Not more of the stupid cat!