Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 21, 2017

a heavy masculine snore vs. a light feminine snore and the latter gets complained about

I can’t deny that I snore. I’ve woken myself up before. I’ve also done the thing where I fall asleep with my arm wrapped around my wife, and she’ll be awake and having to pee.

I snore, but I’m also a ridiculously light sleeper.

Go figure.

I snore, but I’m also a ridiculously light sleeper.

Go figure.

Ahhhhhhhhh The slumber of the guilty.

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We now know where Brad inherited his loud obnoxious snore.

I can’t stand snoring from anyone, male or female.

Frank snored so loudly, he woke himself up. And once he was awake, he could hear Nancy’s little snore, so he figured he’d better tell her she was keeping him awake…

“I Declare Snore”

“Jackhammer Of All Trades”

“If Dozer Not Loud, Then Diesel Have To Do!”

“Freight Train Through Dreamland”

“Sailing The Stormy Zs”

“The Chainsaw Of Command”

“Like A Bulldozer In A China Shop”

“Heavy Kettle Is Loud Music, To A Pot’s Ears”

“In Hypocritical Condition”

“The Tale Of Lowercase ‘z’, And Capital Offense ‘Z’ "

“I Am Frank…Hear Me Snore!”

or

“Between A Rock Concert And A Hard Pillowcase”

Poor Nancy being abused by franks snoring in the night

I’m trying to view the replies to Namrepus, but when I click on the replies link beneath it, I can’t see them. Instead, the rest of the comments either disappear or reappear. What’s going on here?

Sexism even in sleeping.

My wife and I both snore, so there is no problem. The trick is, to get to sleep first.

Our kid tells us it sounds like we’re having a snoring contest.

Separate bedrooms work for us! As Jerry Seinfeld said, "I don’t know how sleep and sex got all mixed up!’

“Sleeping?!!?” Their only Daughter just had Her foot crushed by some Stoneage Baboon, and “They” are “Sleeping!!”

Yeah, Yeah, I KNOW…..,

Greg Evans is a previous Reuben Award winner. This should let you get to the full lists of this year’s nominees:

http://www.reuben.org/2017/04/2016-ncs-divisional-nominees/

90% of the time I sleep on the same side. Many times I awake hours later in the same exact position. I rarely sleep on my back and if I do sleep on my back that’s when I might hear myself snoring. Especially during ALLERGY season.

Nancy is quite a “high profile” sleeper. I wonder if that little mountain is her hip, or her butt.

I like this cartoon. It is actually sort of cozy: the long married couple just being together at the end of their day. Throw a 40 pound Lab-Beagle mix into the picture and you have my nocturnal empire.

Life foible again. I hope this time I see my comment when I check later.

Monday: back to Luann’s broken foot?

he snores the loudest complains the loudest

Snoring in one’s sleep? Could be worse!

Normally, I sleep alone and don’t give a hoot if I do or don’t give a hoot. But there have been occasional shared room scenarios (e.g., at a convention) where I have been told I snore loudly. One roommate even became quite testy about it….

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Gee, Dog, you put everyone to sleep!

Y’know, snoring’s not so bad a sound, all things considered. Especially considering the sounds that could come from under the blanket….it’s one time that Nancy would not care to “Go Dutch”…..

@SCHRODINGER’S DOG: SPOILER ALERT

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Guess again. Some folks will be very pleased…

Now if someone would do something about the wiener dog in “Drabble” who always snores ZZYZX.