Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 23, 2017

No, maybe an elephant’s brain or better yet build your own brains the way Skinhorse does. That is how they feed their zombie population and keep their intellect at human levels without murdering people.

I don’t have cream of tartar here.

… this may actually explain quite a lot …

And a pea and a bird brain would also be apt substitutes…

Humans have brains? Hasn’t it ALWAYS been substitute parts?

Almost nobody has cream of tartar any more….

It stabilises egg whites…. you put a pinch in meringues, so they don’t fall or weep…..

and in snickerdoodles and toffee cookies to make the egg whites chewy….

both in such small quantities, and it’s so unlikely to go bad….

that unless it ever got damp, you could use that old tin tin container of it you found in the back of the cupboard…..

the one your grandmother bought in 1937.

 

But if you don’t have one of those,

and don’t want to get a new tin for life…..

it’s way too expensive to buy just for the other tricks it can do.

 

Another silly suggestion….

like the recipe I read the other day that said if I didn’t have marjoram I could substitute chervil.

No, you can’t…..

They’re nothing alike….

and besides…

let me just go grab my big pile of chervil.

There’s no substitute for a good president.

Try a different organ… “It’s a LIVER!!!”

Squirrel!

He’s building Donald Trump!

Igor…that brain you brought me…was it Hans Delbrook’s brain?

Yeah, pour the box of soda straight in Pam, and that cake won’t be the least bit edible.

I just substitute everything with butter.

No Doctor… Abby something

Maybe Winkie would like to keep his spleen and donate another organ?

You don’t even need the cornstarch unless you’re making more than you need and plan to store it. It’s only there to prevent clumping or caking.

What, no replicator or Foodaracacyle? What kind of space show is this?

Just how many kids does Pam have???? Who’s the daddy?