Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2017

If cream puffs don’t work, there’s always alcohol.

There’s always pizza.

I’ll just eat my emotions.

HAM!!!!!

Nothing fills you up like empty calories!

Way to go Pig ! Keep it simple.

You need more variety in life. Add some pretzels, chips, nachos…Then wash it all down with beer.

That hole is shaped like God. I didn’t know God was shaped like cheese puffs.

In an interview, George Bush the younger was asked why he thought he used to drink so much. His answer – I guess I liked the taste.

Everyone marches to a different drummer. Pig’s drummer is the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

“Thou hast made us for thyself, O Lord, and our heart is restless until it finds its rest in thee.” – Augustine of Hippo

Am sure many of the cheese puffs went to Piggy’s head. Nature abhors a vacuum.

Always works for Nate Wright . . .

Goat sounds depressed.

Rat is obviously to blame for that.

xxx

I endorse Pig’s approach. It may not be right, but it is satisfying. —Just one caveat, however: I much prefer the crunchy-style Cheetos….

Ah, Pastis has uncovered the concept of the God-shaped hole: https://www.gotquestions.org/God-shaped-hole.html

Cheese puffs: the greatest snack to ever appear in the comics, along with Cheez Doodles!