Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2017

Maybe they should put Pig in front of a think tank.

If Pig had a think tank, it would never move.

Goat, stop introducing your friends to Pig.

“A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? "

And you thought the old dumb tanks were menacing!

Well, Washington think tanks ARE kind of scary.

How come his name isn’t Bob? I’m so confused…

Tanks for this Cartoon Boy, I think…

How should we breech the bunkers? Think Tank!

Haven’t seen the new Ghost in the Shell yet. They call them Tachikoma.

Ah Pig stick to what you know………..Bacon and Ham production :-)

“Tanks” for not thinking, Pig! You’re MUCH better off that way!

What about the sentient t-shirts? Why should sentient tank tops get all the glory?

We’ll call it the M1AI.

He’s known as a Big Thinker. By people who lisp.

Hey Rat! Ziggy has pants on today. (No shirt.)

I follow some Think Tanks..Pig is right to be scared

Luddite Pig!

Given a choice between “smart” cars and think tanks, I feel much better with the think tanks, which are known to produce mainly hot air. Smart cars kill, mostly because they turn out to be not so smart as billed (think “robocop”).

OK. Time for crocs.

Can somebody explain the joke?

Whoever explains it, I would like to thank you in advance for your time.

xxx

Doug is currently not wanted in DC.

Wonder if Pig is imagining Bolos or Ogres?

well….those “smart” cars are both deadly AND stupid.

Todays comic brought to mind a series of Science Fiction stories about self aware tanks called Bolos.

pig cries, don’t tread on me!

How about a Brain Plane?