Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 17, 2017

They call me Mellow Yellow,…Electrical Banana, is bound to be the very next phase…Van Morrison.. Mellow Yellow

All her friends will drink to that. Bottoms up!

That’s the suppository of all wisdom.

SUPERIOR to the “Piledriver 2000” model…

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In Italy that’s an “innuendo.”

Survey says, “suppose you were to draw a diagram”.

…we all laugh because she’s pretty….

… that’s not a suppository that’s my wife…

…this is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into…

…how did they ever come up with the idea of a suppository anyway?…

….surprise, surprise, surprise, that’s not my finger, either…

…in through the out door was Led Zeppelin’s last studio album if you don’t count Coda….

If you cooperate, you can have your pills in a paper cup!

A doctor prescribed a suppository for me some years back (for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck it up my a$$).

Someone told me not too long ago that all cars now look like suppositories.

Good till the bitter end.

Deposit that suppository… supposedly, its the suppository to end all suppositories.

Howdy!!! Put ’er there pardner.

It looks to me like the MOAS: The Mother of All Suppositories. If it’s the Mother of All Silicone Suppositories, I guess it would be called a … ummm, let’s not go there.

That suppository is going to be a real pain in the a$$… or…perhaps not ?

It’s all a matter of product placement, isn’t it ?

Four out of five doctors will tell you where to stick it.

Until it comes down to it, there was justifiably No Poop Per Say.

This is embarrassing to mention, but the last time I had to use a suppository (for a yeast infection) it slipped out (women know from where) and fell in the toilet. Since that medication is fairly expensive, and I hadn’t done much more than #1, I fished my suppository out with a spoon, rinsed it off, and reinserted it. Maybe I I used a ladle, not that it matters. Too much information doesn’t apply here since this story falls under the terms and conditions of LAME.

Since we’re all family here on Frog Applause, I wanted to let others know that there is a contest to win a bunch of stuff on the blog. Yes, it reduces my chances of winning if I spread the word, but I don’t care. I just hope one of Teresa’s fans wins it all!

I meant, of course, the GoComics blog (GCBLOG).

A Snake walks into a bar. The bartender says, How’d you do that? Anyway, the restrooms are in the rear.

I hope that you’re feeling better..

Magic Bullet.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Or in her other end….

I might feel so crass if I weren’t so lame.