Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 13, 2017

There’s only two ways to handle women…but nobody knows what they are.

Picto – you are halfway there just knowing you don’t know how to handle women. The best way is to smile, agree, and compliment. That actually is the best way to ‘handle’ everyone. Smiling does wonders.

Picto – you are halfway there just knowing you don’t know how to handle women. The best way is to smile, agree, and compliment. That actually is the best way to ‘handle’ everyone. Smiling does wonders.

There was a joke about a man who never could figure women out. He said to himself, “When I die, I’ll ask God. If anyone knows, it’s Him.” Eventually, he died and went to Heaven, and he asked God, “Why did you make women so soft?” God replied, “So you’d like them.” Then the man said, “OK, I can see that. But God, why did you make women so beautiful?” God replied, “So you’d like them.” Then then man said, “Yeah, but God, why did you make women so stupid?” And God replied, “So they’d like you.”

When you tell that joke in mixed company, you get angry looks and hisses from the ladies right before the punchline, but when they hear it, they say, “Oh, it’s alright now.”

Truth!!!

That is the one mystery not even Columbo or Hercule Peroit could solve.

The only thing I understand about her is that she is right…cuz she told me so!

It would have been considerate if God would have provided a ’User’s Manual’ when he created Eve made for her so she(and her daughters wouldn’t be so hard too understand).

One thing that my three ex-wives, and one current one, and an advanced degree in psychology, have taught me, is that I will never,no matter how hard I try, ever, completely understand women.

Then there’s the section on “modern algebra”.

From the outside, that shop doesn’t look big enough to have ten aisles.

That’s also an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.

Really, a stale sexist cliché, in 2017?

Uh; Methinks there should be A LOT more aisles then just #10 !!

There are no books on women’s behavior.

https://www.google.com/search?q=bigger+on+the+inside

As a female, I am even mystified by some of the things women do.