Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 03, 2017

More than gimpiness, I daresay. How about full-out soused?

It’s hard to get up to 88 MPH with a bum leg.

He’s found the problem with those time machines … time wounds all heels …

Good thing he has that night job as a mattress tester…

there is nothing I find more annoying than a gimpy time traveler.

“Day” being a relative term.

Amputation was out of the question, he was afraid that separation anxiety would become overwhelming..

Gosh Milford, a fine mess you got us into now.

Take two ibuprofen as needed for pain..

I want to live in a time and place where travel through time is a traditional job!!! PLEASE!!! Just for old time’s sake?

Would traveling back to a time prior to gimpiness mess the space-time continuum up?

We are all time travelers.

The unexpected down turn in Charlie Chaplin imitators left him jobless.

Traditional time travelers only move backwards and forwards. the sweet gig is moving sideways.

What would be nifty is Irish Time Travelers. It might be like Time Bandits with Irish accents though, nttawwt.

Injury attorneys chased him no matter the era he was in.

The problem with time travel is that the past is millions/billions of miles away back where the galaxy WAS before the planet’s progression along the Great Spiral Arm to where it IS now.

The pre-post thought that initiated this comment is now a million miles away. The yawn that preceded it, doubly so, and our fastest rocket can’t catch up with that yawn.

Nice hat.

Nise hat.

Nase hat.

Nass hat.

Ass hat.

where’s is his tie?

@COMICSEXPERT. If you’re such an expert, how is it that you’ve just now landed on FA? Glad for a new commenter. Hope you’re up to being lame enough.

Franko Harris caught the pass in my past….

A veteran, authentic Time Traveler ought to able to settle into a century wherein his gimpiness can be cured, whether by medicine of the traditional sort or by cybernetics…. For shame, Milford!

I’d never be able to eat with a mustache like Milford’s. That’s why I probably keep sporting the scruffy look. I look like hell but have no food limitations.

Ron Swanson fell on hard times!