Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 26, 2017

Aye sure and Rod’s the best soldier the Hun’s have even had on their side.

That fatwong was fatwrong.

Looks like Rodney flubbed his chance to become the new Green Arrow.

Only if you’re Cary Elwes, and you’re wearing tights.

At least one of them didn’t hit the text balloon (like yesterday).

They use special effects, moron…

Aaaaand … How did he shoot five and in the last panel shows six?

You just need to take the multi-shot feat, Rod.

Shoot five and get six – good thing to know when one runs short on arrows.

As an archer of 63 years, I wish they wouldn’t show stupid stunts like this in the movies or TV. I thank the authors for showing how ridiculous it is.

That was worth a “KA-FATWONG”!!!

Please look at the bubble again. There is an arrow sticking into it .

He is doing it wrong. You hold the arrows in your fist, but shoot them one at a time, 3 per second. See the technique in real life:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zGnxeSbb3g

Rodney movies also show unlimited ammo guns, that can actually be rendered quiet with a “silencer” including revolvers. In reality suppressors (the proper term) only reduce the decibels they don’t silence a gun and don’t work on revolvers at all because most of the noise from a revolver comes from the space between the barrel and the cylinder. Most pistols and rifles cannot even take a suppressor because they don’t have threaded barrels. Also movie hand guns have better range than high powered sniper rifles. And movie bullets knock people backwards and cause automobiles to explode.

Maybe…Rodney had help from…dare I say…“The Wiz!”?

Who — ever — came up with “FATWONG!”? Hammy? “giggle”