Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 27, 2017

We spend all the time with our phones but we don’t communicate with anybody.

This was one of the reasons why Quentin Tarantino banned cell phones from the set of Django Unchained; people found themselves having to talk to each other, and they were better able to work together.

ask silly questions, get silly results

It’s a vicious circle…

People take pictures of each other, / Just to prove that they really existed, / Just to prove that they really existed. / People take pictures of each other, / And the moment to last them for ever, / Of the time when they mattered to someone. / People take pictures of the Summer, / Just in case someone thought they had missed it, / Just to proved that it really existed.

They’re called mirrors people…they don’t even have to be recharged…

Because so many people are shallow attention-mongers.

Why do people take selfies when they’re in a car?

O.K.. Rat smiling is scary, just scary!

Right up there with spending your life on Facebook. They need a support group for people trying to quit that nonsense!

Just like living in an American city. A whole bunch of people all lonely together.

Why do people take pictures at all?

They probably have one, but it’s on Twitter.

IE: which came first? The chicken or the egg??

We are so self-absorbed. Self-centered. Full of ourselves.

Besides, I need a new profile pic for that social-networking site!

Suit Your Selfie!

rat shows his teeth!

So we don’t have to use our brains to remember what we did that day. Or maybe you don’t have a mirror handy and want to check your hair.