Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2017

Watch old Abbott & Costello sketches on YouTube:

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lzxVyO6cpos

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The female audience show commercials are equally embarrassing.

Oddly, “kid” is the appropriate word for Goat’s nephew.

Of course, you just know that half the baseball players are addicted to something-or-other, will get indicted later for domestic abuse, etc, etc…

This is why we Americans are so messed up; we worry more about children learning the facts of life than about their fantasizing about mass murder.

Paris, you really pulled a boner.

Doesn’t anybody want to talk about constipation?

Next time, take the kid to the stadium to watch the game. He can see the violence in the stands up close without the camera angles and CGI.

By the way, how come he doesn’t say: “Uncle Paris?”

Keep a what? The word that comes to mind for me needs an an.

There are only two countries in the world where it is legal to advertise prescription drugs on television. The other one is New Zealand. Lousy First Amendment.

No, kid, you misheard. They said “… a reptile dysfunction.” Those medicines are marketed to the crocodiles.

First time I heard those commercials on the radio, that’s what I thought they were saying. It’s like the marketing departments think that there’s something wrong with drugs that will correct impotence.

First you have to buy two bathtubs…

If your erection lasts longer than four hours…

Patsis is really pushing the envelope recently.

I was watching grass grow and a baseball game broke out.

I see ads for various drugs on American TV and wonder how any Americans work up the courage to actually take them after listening to the long long list of possible side effects, including death! We don’t have this in Canada, thank heavens.

Well, and that’s the Puritanical problem. Violence is OK, but sexuality is to be feared. Yes, I hate those commercials, too, but it still beats the massive exposure to violence.

does the orgasma commercial star a 50+ year old cougar?

One of the many reasons we dont watch commercials in our house. Yay for Netflix and Prime.

And they’ll inject racism, Islamophobia, misogyny, sexism, homophobia, and white supremacism into the game by playing the national anthem.

I thought Goat was going to come back to a dugout clearing brawl.

Awwwww! Goat’s nephew is a cutie.

After the violent video games I expect he’ll be going on the Internet. And maybe look up what “Erectile Dysfunction” means.

Haha!

xxx

Uncle Goat, for one of the supposedly smartest characters in this strip full of dummies, you are surprisingly old-fashioned and prudish about Orgasma and similar drugs for guys with limp noodle syndrome!

If your nephew ends up having nightmares or worse, later starts a school starting, it’s all your fault, Goat!

BABY GOAT = CUTENESS OVERLOAD

goat’s nephew is cute