Hey, GoComics blog. Are these “Frog Applause” turtle comics not good enough for you? I say they are too good for you! Keep your Garfield turtle comic without a turtle. The FA big butt girl with no turtle beats your turtleless Garfield cartoon hands (butt) down!
Period pain/sensitivity notwithstanding, our subject is a rosy-cheeked and slope-shouldered poseur. We all know how many women fought in the War Between the States (the Uncivil War) disguised as men. Might this be one? But, then, why using 21st century slang? This does not compute, Sigh. Cy [Twombly] background alluding to cyber-time traveller? So densely-packed are today’s multiple meanings and allusions.
The duties of a Froglandia Explicator are taxing, and I already paid back in April! Yes, my friends, this is lame!
And so I made my plan. I reasoned that there must be greater settlements and more life downhill, toward whatever body accepted the effluvium and waste of the river. I was uncertain what direction that was. I could not recall ever having seen the sun, just a general brightening of the haze that did not allow for clean shadows and gave no indicaton of where the Sun might rise or set. There were plenty of boats and barges available at the riverside docks, and many of them abandoned, along with the warehouses that once served them. I chose a suitable vessel and collected provisions for a journey of indefinite length and unlikely return. Then, the night came that I cast off.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Thanks for keeping us abreast of your woes.
Now try wearing the breastplate with the bumpy side out.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 7 years ago
There’s a Vapo-Rub for that!
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) over 7 years ago
Been pinchin’ your cheeks a might much. A tad too rosy now.
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) over 7 years ago
His expression tells all. Something definitely hurts, physically or emotionally. (In my experience, the latter is the most painful.)
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 7 years ago
Sometimes you Pay The Piper for man-spreading.
Superfrog over 7 years ago
Just try to put up a good front.
*Hot Rod* over 7 years ago
Is your bra strap irritating in an irregular way?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Purple nurple for flinching.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Maybe it’s like a black eye, where a cold steak eases the pain.
Try applying fried baloney.
The Old Wolf over 7 years ago
Sometimes you just have to turn around and rearrange the boys.
*Hot Rod* over 7 years ago
Possibly runs marathons to chase away the boys.
*Hot Rod* over 7 years ago
Eyeicles…Eyeballs…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
I’ve been hearing a lot of duct cleaning ads now that the winter heating season is over. Maybe he needs to look into it.
*Hot Rod* over 7 years ago
Chronicle
coltish1 over 7 years ago
Kyle MacLachlan in early role. Trying to work out the kinks.
coltish1 over 7 years ago
And if I’m not mistaken, the background art indicates a bit of rug burn goin’ on.
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
And only half way thru the sex change.
Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago
Those are some very Radishesque background doodles. What’s next? UFOs? Old rock band posters? Beater car photos?
painedsmile over 7 years ago
Hey, GoComics blog. Are these “Frog Applause” turtle comics not good enough for you? I say they are too good for you! Keep your Garfield turtle comic without a turtle. The FA big butt girl with no turtle beats your turtleless Garfield cartoon hands (butt) down!
http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2009/05/05
http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2015/06/03
http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2015/06/14
Daniel Jacobson over 7 years ago
My chesticles make it hard to breathe.
SwimsWithSharks over 7 years ago
Ah. That old chestnut.
Linguist over 7 years ago
If he was more regular, his chesticles would get so hard and hurt.
I suggest a morning serving of Paula’s Passionate Prunes.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 7 years ago
I am given to understand that the problem with the dreaded “Featured Comment” has been fixed.
It still smacks of favoritism.
Ray_C over 7 years ago
I would blush too, if I had your problem.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Period pain/sensitivity notwithstanding, our subject is a rosy-cheeked and slope-shouldered poseur. We all know how many women fought in the War Between the States (the Uncivil War) disguised as men. Might this be one? But, then, why using 21st century slang? This does not compute, Sigh. Cy [Twombly] background alluding to cyber-time traveller? So densely-packed are today’s multiple meanings and allusions.
The duties of a Froglandia Explicator are taxing, and I already paid back in April! Yes, my friends, this is lame!
Wilbur Garrod over 7 years ago
we have to remember to love famake sure to toggle the heart so teresa is able to be a wonderful and proud artist
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 7 years ago
@HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY!!!
http://content.iwastesomuchtime.com/IW-52220170322657.jpg
INGSOC over 7 years ago
There should be some way to ease the pressure..
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
Now the A-Z index is all on one page. Will they never never stop fiddling with the site?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
And so I made my plan. I reasoned that there must be greater settlements and more life downhill, toward whatever body accepted the effluvium and waste of the river. I was uncertain what direction that was. I could not recall ever having seen the sun, just a general brightening of the haze that did not allow for clean shadows and gave no indicaton of where the Sun might rise or set. There were plenty of boats and barges available at the riverside docks, and many of them abandoned, along with the warehouses that once served them. I chose a suitable vessel and collected provisions for a journey of indefinite length and unlikely return. Then, the night came that I cast off.