Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 12, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Yup, Pavel’s a nut.

    http://www.artipot.com/articles/921797/soul-hunting.htm

    http://pdfs.mysteria.cz/privacy_protection.pdf

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    painedsmile  over 7 years ago

    I’d like to read his article, “Only Hellish People Eat Steak and Corn on the Cob.” (Pavel pulled out most of his teeth so the secret service people couldn’t surveil his mouth.)

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  over 7 years ago

    Imagine being invited to this guy’s house for dinner. I doubt if I’d stick around for dessert.

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  over 7 years ago

    He does have nice hair. I’ll give him that. His ears are a bit elf-like, though. Pointy and red. Maybe there’s a bug implanted there and it wasn’t implanted deep enough. Faulty Czech bugs!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 7 years ago

    And paranoias can be in your heads. And often are.

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  over 7 years ago

    I didn’t guess that he was from the Česká republika. I googled that. By the way, Czechs drive on the right side of the road.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Bugs in parked cars is serious as a problem. Greenhouse effect from closed space and glass can make for too much heat for bugs, that fly to the glass expecting escape, and then dry out and fall down. Recommended is to use vacuum at car wash, equipments for cleaning commonly found there, to sweep for bugs regularly.

    The severed member of hellish person found at Nebraska car wash is found to be severed udder left as prank at car wash by hellish person instead. Hah! Funny joke!

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    INGSOC   over 7 years ago

    Trust No One • The Truth Is Out There

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    The Old Wolf  over 7 years ago

    “Hellish people (also known as “Satanic people”) have always wanted to keep the fact that they are a different spiritual species hidden from normal people."

    45 is not doing a good job.

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    coltish1  over 7 years ago

    Wanting very good for getting favored whisperings from Czech or maybe Carpathian wortness of worry.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

    Common effects of henbane ingestion include hallucinations, dilated pupils, restlessness, and flushed skin. Less common effects are tachycardia, convulsions, vomiting, hypertension, hyperpyrexia, and ataxia. Initial effects typically last for three to four hours, while aftereffects may last up to three days. The side effects of henbane ingestion are dryness in the mouth, confusion, locomotor and memory disturbances, and farsightedness.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago

     

    Straight Closeness would be a good name for a ’90s boy band.

    P.S. My favorite part was “etc.”

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 7 years ago

    Pavel has unravelled and can no longer travel thru gravel roads.

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    Wilbur Garrod  over 7 years ago

    DON’T FORGET TO CLICK THE HEART JUST BELOW THE COMMENT WORD BALLOON

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    Wilbur Garrod  over 7 years ago

    spread the love

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 7 years ago

    I’ll keep an ear out for this.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    …what?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Just heard from Dogsniff that he has been blocked again.

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    Ray_C  over 7 years ago

    I think he’s onto something! Or should I say, “…on something” ?

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    Pavel’s paranoia has been the henbane of my existence !

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Are any of you secret agents of the Hellish Special Services? Not that I’m paranoid, but I have a creepy feeling as of being observed, maybe even from a distance as by a telescope, like binoculars, you see. To be sure, there is no straight closeness of a hellish person here at my computer station. But, alas, I am not wearing my tinfoil hat.

    Maybe we are all doomed.

    Big Brother is watching! And that’s double-plus un-good….

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    Radish...   over 7 years ago

    Some people are just crazy, sometimes crazy people get elected as president.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    We are just representatives of the “Nazi Hell Creatures from the Center of the Earth” that the Reverend Dr. J. R. “Bob” Dobbs warned us about in the 1950’s when their hell ships over flew our national capital in 1952. (He said they were just a warning of what will happen to every national capital in the “near” future.) Once the times are right, and the stars are in alignment, it will happen he claims inbetween the golf links of holy puttering.

    Let us pray that the secular Illuminati will protect us from this horror that has befallen 665 planets before us!

    Dr. Dobb’s doctorate is in “Thinkology”.

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    stepham  over 7 years ago

    I should totally send Pavel a tin-foil hat.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Good luck finding “tin foil”. Lead would work better.

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    Clobbered by Science Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I found some bugs in my car the other day. They keep getting in and then dying in the heat. And they always seem want to die in that tiny space at the bottom of the back window so you can see them clearly from the outside, but you can only reach them with the long skinny slanty vacuum attachment. What is that thing called?

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