Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2017

What happens when you have President without a sense of humor.

Okay, I sent this comment to six professional editors across the globe. Now, will there be a “Pearls” movie?

Humor like this made the difference between Blazing Saddles and Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

there goes another presidential advisor

Why do the characters in this comic not have mouth?

Classic reply rat.

Rat is such a wuss. A real pres-for-life would have had him sucked into a jet engine.

And a real would be but not smart enough to be functioning president would just tweet in his general direction. Or bite his thumb at him.

He hit the noose alarm.

If only Stephan could draw a wildebeest, he could be making “fake gnus” jokes instead.

And THAT’S the PBS we all know and groan at…

Oh, gosh. What’s Pig’s position in that circus?

Hmm, a pun strip where Rat is not threatening Pastis at the end.

I think he did this before with a couple of gnus who were breaking up.

Wow. Rat is so miserable.

Haha.

xxx

Effective use of the Big Bird, Rat! No doubt smashed that Loser flatter than his attempted humor (attempted humor may be a capital crime). Will there be video footage?

Now the advisor sports a 20inch wide tire tattoo..

Good pun is overused pun. https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2003/09/19

Bet this is mike pence’s favorite