B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 30, 2017

I thought that was the pub named “The Mermaid”.

“Center punch” the middle punch on a three hole punch

Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that space bars are full of aliens.

Space bar, where the cheesiest pickup line is, “Your body is out of this world!”Feel free to add your own.

“What’s your sign?”

Very good