Endtown by Aaron Neathery for June 14, 2017

Wow! I’m first?

Nice humor, though I’m not a fan of fat jokes.

Wonder what’s up now? More important, who’s watching Portia?

Never let it be said that Walt doesn’t carry a lot of weight in this town.

Typical cruiser…..riding down the road dragging its rear bumper. We call it community policing……being down with the street. Get some street cred there chief!XD. Be as bad as trying to cuff Walts hands behind his back……that ain’t happening either. The bear is big.

Cheapskate0……..Portia is in the car. Front of Walt.

I suppose we should look on the bright side and say that at least this fat joke was not being used on the pig…

Can you imagine having to bring in a rhino, or hippo, or even an elephant in for questioning…?

This always posts later in the day. Which is why I go through again to catch it.

Walt: “So, what’s going on?”

Cop: “There’s a report of a homicide, and we want you to help clean up the scene after we’re done with it.”

Walt: “So, you have the mop and bucket there already?”

Cop: “No. Here, take this loaf of bread. I hope you like your brisket extra crispy.”

@TSOJ: Pulled pork sandwiches?

Portia is a really small pig. I guess they won’t have children. If she gave birth to a bear seized infant she would probably explode.It would be like Great Dane and a Chihuahua.Are all the pigs so petite? Don’t they have any boars in motorcycle clubs who would kick some wolf cans, put down some chops on those wolves?

Their children probably won’t be pigs or bears or bear pigs. The phenotype tends to be random.

If I remember rightly, males and females are boars and sows, both for bears and for pigs.

Wonderful, refreshing Neathery: Thriller, existential love story, surrealism and Keystone Cops slapstick. You never know what’s coming next. This creator is a genius.

ManBearPig!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManBearPig

I love the sign on the door: “Endtown Police”. To distinguish from any other town’s police? Maybe they’re just very pleased to have a police station at all. There’s nothing quite like civic pride.

Can’t recall noticing whether Endtown had cars before. Wouldn’t’a thought it was large enough for anything but pedestrian traffic. Maybe emergency vehicles like this Keystone Kop car…

We’ve seen some private citizens have cars and motorcycles. There’s at least one convertible.

Nice with a comic relief. :D

I think Walt is getting bigger and Portia is getting smaller.

where did they get that car? the 1920’s or the kiddie ride from the local carnival?

I may be late in saying this but, oh well…

CUE THE KEYSTONE COPS MUSIC!

Nice to have some much needed comic relief. XD