Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 04, 2017

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    chiphilton  over 7 years ago

    We have to assume that in brushing past Jimmy, Dafne struck him an inadvertent blow that will teach her a lesson about jumping to conclusions.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 7 years ago

    P1, See these , Jimmy? Remember them forever cause this is as close as you’ll ever get to seeing them unleashed!

    P2, Double D elbows her way past Jimmy (The Shot Putter) leaving him to play with his ball.

    P3, Don’t feel so bad, Carrie. Not everyone can be blessed with Double D’s.

    There was actually a chance for a moment to actually make this a story, Gary (The Hurdler) is gay, he’s going to the seminary to be a monk, but nooooo! Turns out Gary is just an a-hole. And we still haven’t finished baseball season as we reach the 4th of July.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 7 years ago

    I miss the old days when Gil, Mimi, the kids and the dog would be eating hot dogs and hamburgers around the pool and Gil would give his Happy July 4th message. Have a good anyway, people.

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    Mr Reality  over 7 years ago

    In all reality , Maybe Double D ought to start hitting the gym. With all the junk in the trunk she’s showing in P2 she’ll be called Double Wide .

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    bearwku82  over 7 years ago

    P1- Eyes up here Mongo! P2- Dafne struts off in her plumbers pants, angered there’s no Hoo in the fridge. P3- After forever, The Copywrite Café remains in business, serving teenagers in angst, dealing with topical issues. The ants have formed a conveyor line, transferring Carrie’s Cinnabon to a better place.

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    bitsy twill  over 7 years ago

    Back when I was the main character, we talked about our teenage angst between playing sports, not instead of it.

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    twainreader  over 7 years ago

    P-1: I’m a little Teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my other handle? OMG, I’m a Sugar Bowl!

    P-2: Dionne Warwick sings “Walk On By”

    P-3: Of course he’s out of your league.You’re in a Girls Softball league and he runs boys track. You’re a real genius.

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    twainreader  over 7 years ago

    P-3: DD math goes it’s not 2 + 2, you’ve got that backwards

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    sweetg1  over 7 years ago

    P2.5 It probably didn’t help when he smacked that behind and said, “C’mere”…now he and Ryan are in the same boat.

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    tcar-1  over 7 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rP3Hi1f7Og

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    tcar-1  over 7 years ago

    Here’s one for today. All of you be careful with the grills, fireworks, traffic, etc.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsG20JWshUk

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    Mopman  over 7 years ago

    P1 – She finally earns that DD nickname.

    P2 – Her butt decides to get in on the enlarging trend.

    P3 – She morphs back into that emaciated featureless creature.

    And speaking of morphing, today’s Mopped Up Thorp attempts to morph into the comedy genre: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    tcar-1  over 7 years ago

    I cannot believe none of us has thought of this before now. This is not a song. It’s from one of our favorite TV shows.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNkeugaAMc

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    Klubble  over 7 years ago

    P2 – so big, each cheek gets its own dialogue.

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