Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 13, 2017

You Bet Your Life!

I hope that doesn’t make the teacher grouchy…

There were actually 4 brothers who performed in the early movies (In “Horsefeathers”, Zeppo played Groucho’s son!). There was a 5th brother, known as Gummo, but I don’t believe he made it past vaudeville, if even that far. Groucho, Chico, Harpo and Zeppo….maybe Karl replaced Zeppo in later years? LOL

I took a train once; but I had to put it back.

That’s the most ridiculous thing I ever hoid.

A hammer, a sickle and the immoral character of being willing to use them both on your people.

You can’t fool me. There’s no such thing as Sanity Claus.

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx.

Just another example of why ‘Skylar’ is still in the fifth grade after 5 years ! ! ! !

Sounds more like Ernie Kovacs to me .

Skyler forgot the glasses and the eyebrows!

By old rules here, I’d have posted the video for “Lydia the Tattooed Lady.” Copy&Paste https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8

And Vlasic Pickles!

You do understand the population that relates to this pun(ish) joke is fastly deceasing, don’t you? In fact, I think 2 of the commenters have kicked the bucket already.

It is a shame you missed Prime Day, as I think you could have scored a fine walker, and since you are showing your age, I suspect you are in dire need of one.

Oops, I think another commenter just bit the dust.

BTW, keep up the good jokes, while I hobble over to MY walker.

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I thought it was a fairly accurate description of Fidel Castro.

True Story: In a socialist country the postmaster general was ordered to create a set of stamps comemorating Marx and Lenin. The result was a stamp set honoring Grocho Marx and John Lenin.