Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 13, 2017

I can think of better things to do with my time.

man buns. when tattoos aren’t enough to show everybody your “unique individuality.”

but, but … New Thought … The Law of Attraction … ( sigh, if only it worked, your country would have a real president who’d know what she’s doing).

Man buns and murses !! Any man with a man bun keeps the “family jewels” in a murse.

As a lifelong owner of very long hair, I will NEVER EVER do that to my hair or make those around me suffer having to look at it that way. People who do that are idiots who like advertising that they are morons!

If he is going to take donations, he’d better get a bucket. A cup isn’t going to cut it.

Something Wiley and I can agree upon.

A person with a man-bun is not an idiot or a moron, he is just expressing his individuality by looking like all the other “trendy hipsters” and giving the rest of us something to laugh at.

I LOVE man buns! Oh, that kind of man buns…..

I am unique as it is with everyone. Copying something that is now common place is hardly unique. And there are no gradations of uniqueness. My DNA is common place, but its configuration is unique.

Nice possibility at attempting a life change

I never understood long hair in general. Seems like it would be such a nuisance to have to deal with all the time. I really don’t understand those religions that require you to let it grow indefinitely but keep it wrapped up under some kind of head covering so it doesn’t show.

But that’s religion in general for you. If it made sense, it wouldn’t be a religion.

If you wish to end it, you must first embrace it. Middle aged guys gathering their hair to bind over their bald spots will kill that hipster fad quick.

I sure wish it was.

Speaking as a Dirty Old Hippie (that’s what my wife calls me), I can only quote C, S & N-“Feel like letting my freak flag fly.” I wear a hat or bandana or put it in a pony tail to keep it out of my eyes when I need to but a bun is not for me.

Just like gangsta baggy pants. There’s still a few fools that wear them too.

The amazing thing about human eyeballs is that they have eyelids and the ability to rotate away from things we don’t want to see. If yours don’t work, have a “check up from the neck up”.

My sign reads “The end of this administration is near!”

I’d much rather see those stupid man-buns than skinheads. When is this intentional baldness going to end?

The end is near. But “near” is relative.

A prophet is never honored in his own home.

The end of one, the beginning of another age.

Mattel won’t let the man bun die. Do girls really want a Ken doll less masculine then Sheldon Cooper?

http://www.businessinsider.com/ken-doll-twitter-reaction-2017-6