Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 21, 2017

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    thirdguy  over 7 years ago

    and thus 2/3 of the triathlon was invented.

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    oldpine52  over 7 years ago

    If they follow the hiking trail, they’ll still have to cross the Red Sea somehow.

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    jvo  over 7 years ago

    They’re taking the long way round to the mediterranean coast. (Distances are approximate).

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    Yep, thirdguy, thought the same thing, but can any of those desert dwellers swim?

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    I’m sure Mr DeMille asked for the shortcut.

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    Space_cat  over 7 years ago

    The response was “Oy Moses! That’s quite a Schlep! my feet hurt already! Just make with the shortcut!”

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    ACK! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Longer way’s less efishient.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    And, being a man, Moses STILL wouldn’t stop and ask for directions!

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    pcolli  over 7 years ago

    I thought they crossed the Reed Sea, which was a marshy area to the North of the Red Sea.

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    garcoa  over 7 years ago

    Better jog fast with those Egyptians in chariots chasing you.

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    ladykat  over 7 years ago

    Oy! Make up your mind, already, we’re not getting any younger back here!

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    " If God wanted me to jog, he wouldn’t have given you that magic staff, Mr. Moses Musclebound ! "

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    comixbomix  over 7 years ago

    And we’ve been taking shortcuts ever since..

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    JanLC  over 7 years ago

    The Israelites were stuck between the Red Sea and the Egyptian army in an area where there was no other way out.

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    darth_geekboy  over 7 years ago

    god…..ethnic cleanser extraordinaire.

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    1953Baby  over 7 years ago

    @KAR 120 c: It’s not the reading so much; it’s the absolute idiocy of reading mythology literally. . .

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    johnec  over 7 years ago

    Do I need to be the one to point out that the sign is backwards? If they are approaching the Red Sea from Egypt, then the “walking trail” is to the left (and up to where the Suez Canal is now) and not to the right (unless "walking trail refers to walking the perimeter of Africa, a whale of a lot longer than 500 km).

    And I’m sure they aren’t escaping INTO Egypt!

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    zenguyuno  over 7 years ago

    You can get there by land, but that arrow is pointing the wrong direct. The land bridge from Egypt is to the north!

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    JoeBoyle  over 7 years ago

    A modern staff would have a GPS. Did God “lag” silicon valley?

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    marvee  over 7 years ago

    Moses HAD directions. He didn’t always want to follow them, and neither did the people he was leading.

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