You have the right to buy me a dozen doughnuts. Purchasing plain cake doughnuts may be held against you. You have the right to hire a barista while purchasing the doughnuts and have the barista present during the serving of the doughnuts. If you cannot afford to purchase doughnuts, we will look the other way if you choose to steal them….
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
I like “I have the right to have your face pushed into the sidewalk” better.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
You can say it, but you don’t have to mean it.
fishbulb239 over 7 years ago
You have the right to buy me a dozen doughnuts. Purchasing plain cake doughnuts may be held against you. You have the right to hire a barista while purchasing the doughnuts and have the barista present during the serving of the doughnuts. If you cannot afford to purchase doughnuts, we will look the other way if you choose to steal them….
mggreen over 7 years ago
Plane cake doughnuts are the best. All the sugar in the frosting interferes with the flavor of the sardines . . .
abridge123 over 7 years ago
hold out your left hand. no, your other left hand.