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Something interesting. At the bottom of the link (above) is a category named āBeltā regions of the United States. I clicked on Jell-O and found this odd statistic: āUtah residents also eat twice as much lime Jell-O as anyone else on the planet.ā
@pained: Considering that Jell-o was rumored (many years ago) to be made with brains, then we can expect the zombie apocalypse to begin in one of those small Utah towns?
http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/jello.asp
maybe not
But this one caused me to remember a joke I read about 1961.
Canāt believe that your Jell-O actually was alive?
A kid is served his first batch of jell-o, which is, as usual oscillating on the dish. His mother says, Eat your Jell-o!" He says, āEat it! It aināt dead yet!ā
Their humanity remains, however. They want to believe in something greater that can control their lives and bring them into a state of grace (the face) where they have no worries and are promised perpetual joy. We have had great success in selling governmental authority, defining the chuchers as The Great Evil, aided greatly by current political authoritarian ideologies that impose a church on the unchurched as part of their process of domination and oppression.
Thereās a horrid Christmas song where the kid is told that Jesus wonāt let his dying mother into heaven unless sheās wearing some fancy new shoes ā¦ and the narrator of the song agrees. The song goes on with the message that the only thing that can be done to help this destitute family, whose mother is at deathās door, is to buy her some nice shoes, so Jesus wonāt refuse to even look at her when she passes on. What kind of religion is that, PreacherMan?
As weāve seen above, many donāt want to be evangelized (literally, to be told the Good News) and instead positively wallow in unchurchedness. That is their choice and their right. The churched also have made their choice, and that is their right.
Too bad both sides canāt Live and Let Live. Witness the Bad News of your choiceā¦.
painedsmile over 7 years ago
Give it your best shot. Iām unchurchable.
painedsmile over 7 years ago
Pull up your unchurched pants. I found the āUnchurched Beltā:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unchurched_Belt
painedsmile over 7 years ago
Something interesting. At the bottom of the link (above) is a category named āBeltā regions of the United States. I clicked on Jell-O and found this odd statistic: āUtah residents also eat twice as much lime Jell-O as anyone else on the planet.ā
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 7 years ago
Clear off!!! I donāt subscribe to your religion!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
@pained: Considering that Jell-o was rumored (many years ago) to be made with brains, then we can expect the zombie apocalypse to begin in one of those small Utah towns?
http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/jello.asp
maybe not
But this one caused me to remember a joke I read about 1961.
https://www.peta.org/about-peta/faq/what-is-gelatin-made-of/
Canāt believe that your Jell-O actually was alive?
A kid is served his first batch of jell-o, which is, as usual oscillating on the dish. His mother says, Eat your Jell-o!" He says, āEat it! It aināt dead yet!ā
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
The Unchurch of the Undead!
*Space Madness at The Station* over 7 years ago
Charming a puppet off his strings.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 7 years ago
A dog, a frog, and a hog, walk into A barā¦
INGSOC over 7 years ago
Ā· Here is the Church Ā· Here is the Steeple Ā· Open the Doors Ā· Then See all the Sheeple Ā·
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Their humanity remains, however. They want to believe in something greater that can control their lives and bring them into a state of grace (the face) where they have no worries and are promised perpetual joy. We have had great success in selling governmental authority, defining the chuchers as The Great Evil, aided greatly by current political authoritarian ideologies that impose a church on the unchurched as part of their process of domination and oppression.
coltish1 over 7 years ago
That unchurched puppet figure makes me think of the early Disney Halloween cartoon.
William Neal McPheeters over 7 years ago
The last step before preaching to the choir.
William Neal McPheeters over 7 years ago
FREE DOGSNIFF!!!
*Space Madness at The Station* over 7 years ago
The man in black has the place up and running, will you be coming?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
Not at my door.
Daniel Jacobson over 7 years ago
Donāt expect them to send money for you to āsave them.ā
Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Religion is B.S.
6turtle9 over 7 years ago
Seems B.S. Makes the world go āround; or maybe itās more like bump, bump, worble, skREEEEEEEEEEE!
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) over 7 years ago
Thereās a horrid Christmas song where the kid is told that Jesus wonāt let his dying mother into heaven unless sheās wearing some fancy new shoes ā¦ and the narrator of the song agrees. The song goes on with the message that the only thing that can be done to help this destitute family, whose mother is at deathās door, is to buy her some nice shoes, so Jesus wonāt refuse to even look at her when she passes on. What kind of religion is that, PreacherMan?
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) over 7 years ago
All that evangelizing made one of the puppets legs become disjointed. Thatās some power proselytizing.
Is there a semantic difference between evangelizing and proselytizing?
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Well, bully for you, Preacherman!
As weāve seen above, many donāt want to be evangelized (literally, to be told the Good News) and instead positively wallow in unchurchedness. That is their choice and their right. The churched also have made their choice, and that is their right.
Too bad both sides canāt Live and Let Live. Witness the Bad News of your choiceā¦.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
āLive and Let Liveā is not part of many religions. Definitely not Christianity and Islam.
weeksfive over 7 years ago
Teresa, did I ever tell you that youāre my SHERO?
*Space Madness at The Station* over 7 years ago
Planet Earth is blue, and thereās nothing I can do. as sung by David Bowie.
coltish1 over 7 years ago
Hey, Preacherman, ask Dusty Springfield what your sonās gettinā up to.