Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 10, 2017

What MATTERS is that I can’t stand your disgusting hair another day!!!

Not going to call this stupid anymore. It’s gone way beyond just being stupid and reached ludicrous.

Hey easy with the hands there coach you are dealing with a vulnerable young person.

If Heather is just helping to coach, who’s in charge? Kaz?

Perhaps these guys would take Coach Heather a bit more seriously if she ditched the Daisy Dukes and wore some more appropriate pants. No wonder these distracted teenagers are dropping these ant covered footballs right and left.

P1, My eyes are up here Weibe! Seriously coach, put some pants on.

P3, What’s important is that you almost made the catch even though you never took your eyes off of my thighs. Impressive, Moose.

Enough…R & W, can we have at least a small arc at Milford CC to see if Steve Boone is the reigning Club Champion? Are the Larks still a couple? Is Doc Gattuso still a member? Can we see Gil ushering his youth group to the showers?

In all reality , Meanwhile , at Milford Downs the anticipation builds for Saturday’s Milford Millions stake race for 7 year old career non winners heading for the Goshen Glue Factory. $2 hot dogs and $1 Milford State Champ IPA will be served and there is scheduled to be a free golf clinic given by Coach Thorp if he shows up .

Yesterday after a play someone tells her it’s just a summer league, today during a play someone tells her it’s just a summer league, tomorrow while eating lunch someone tells her it’s just a summer league. That must be the current story – Heather’s battle with amnesia or short attention span disorder.

I used to get those lectures on school pride. A lot.

P1- Like Gunny Highway quoted, your mouthwash ain’t makin’ it, neither are Heather’s Hello Kitty shorts. P2- First melting face of Summer.

Let this be a lesson to all of us: Just because it’s summer, it doesn’t mean we can ease off on the snark, sarcasm and wit.

P4: “what matters is that your hair looks like double D’s…good job!”

P-1: Gil’s going to have trouble. The QB is doing a finger roll lay up.

P-2: Soupy Sez: Don’t point that at me, it has a nail on it.

P-3: Tribute to Police Squad Lt. Drummond

P3- pouty Pelwicki, just the look the Gap is looking for, big things ahead for the lad!

P4: “what matters is that I’m not going to Iowa so we can be together forever, snuggle bunny!”

What matters is finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn’t have fish for dinner.

Mr. Spock did what matters. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one. The Starship USS Enterprise was on no Fantasy Island, hence, suffering The Wrath of Chaka Khan.

What matters is that in trying and failing to teach you to catch a ball I somehow caught the attention of Jaquan (LeBron) and am now going to make sick cash as his personal coach.