Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for August 29, 2017

Hope Rufus ain’t gone an’ done anything whut’s undoable.

Aw, he’s just listening “I Heard It Through The Grapevine” or “The Breakup Song.”

Will Rufus be found hanging on the rafters?

Look at how kind Joel is. He is still a true, kind-hearted friend to Rufus, even though during the past year or so, Rufus has been less than kind to Joel on several occasions.

Funny, I always thought that Rufus and Joel lived together. And did nothing to make money.

I see Joel brought th’ jug, is they done gone be drownin’ the sorrows of Rufus?This could get serious.

To paraphrase Hank Williams, he’s got the mean ol’ miseries in his soul.

First on today’s list is whether Rufus even can lock his door. Bolting it from the inside is a bit more possible…