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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 04, 2010
Transcript:
George W. Bush: The surge was my toughest decision - and it worked! But people still don't really give me credit. I deserve much more credit! Roland: Yes, sir... but wouldn't that be like praising an arsonist for bringing his own fire under control? Bush: What's that supposed to mean? Roland: I have no idea. Someone put it on my question sheet.
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
Roland has got a point, though.
Sandfan over 14 years ago
Hard to understand why Roland never got one of the network news anchor slots.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
It is true the Surge was a mid-course correction for Bushâs earlier error. But that error was not the war itself but rather not pursuing it from the beginning with sufficient force and determination to make clear to the enemy that they were never going to win. That is how wars get won.
Of course, the mistake of a weak-kneed war was made possible by Bushâs refusal to pinpoint just who the enemy is: all supporters of the fanatical belief that it is moral to murder to spread the Muslim religion. Are you listening, Iran and Saudi Arabia, Hamas and Hezbollah? (Too bad that refusal continues under BHO who seems to be waiting until Tel Aviv gets nuked.)
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
The surge wasnât the factor that brought less violence, rather it was Petreausâ bribes to freedom-fighters to police their neighborhoods.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I have to agree withPSCHEATER, too little too late. You would think we would have learned in an Asian conflict a generation earlier that you cannot fight a war with your hands tied behind your back.
The second paragraph questions why we should stab in the back our only ally in the Mid-East. Good question, Mr Prez. Why?
dbhaley over 14 years ago
Idiots who are delighted with that arson analogy probably agree with Ahmadinejad that the fire on 9/11 was the work of a Bush-supported conspiracy, not the Arab jihadists, When Saddam blessed 9/11 (remember?), he did so as the head of the most powerful Arab army, declaring himself an ally of our Islamist enemies and therefore an obvious target for invasion.
Invading Iraq was a no-brainer and we were fortunate to have a nonintellectual president able to grasp that. He immediately retaliated against al Qaeda (starting the Afghanistan war weâre still prosecuting) and then, 18 months later, went after al-Qaedaâs most dangerous supporter.
Bush repeated, at a forty-year interval, the very appropriate U.S. response from WWII. We held off attacking the potentially more lethal enemy (Hitler) until his ally bombed Pearl Harbor.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
@billdog: I would have even worse things to say about Little Bushâs psychology, but that was no more a factor in getting an entire country into a war than FDRâs mammaâs-boy psychology was to WWII.
The one relevant Bush psychological factor was that he is simply not very smart, so he assumed the public was too stupid to grasp a laundry list of valid reasons to invade Iraq and overthrow a dangerous dictator who HAD and USED WMDâs, so thatâs what he held out as his sole reason. It is just a sad misfortune that Saddam was smarter than Bush and snookered the U.N. and U.S., giving the appearance that Bushâs reason was wrong.
Note that we now have a different president who is highly intelligent, but that just makes him also assume the public is stupid. After all, two of our smartest presidents were Carter and Nixon and look what good it did them. Itâs not a presidentâs brains that matter but his beliefs. Brains he can always appoint (like Reagan did).
BrianCrook over 14 years ago
The surge had less to do with troops than with cash: paying insurgents not to fight. It did work, but, of course, the U.S. had no business invading & taking over Iraq in the first place. The invasion rested on a tissue of lies, and racist words like Pschearerâs highlight how the world saw Bush-Dick after the invasion of Iraq.
I applaud President Obama for finally ending combat in Iraq, and I look forward to the same end in Afghanistan and a withdrawal of our troops, who have no business there in the first place. These wars have an untold price tag in dollars (overrunning the three trillion figure of 2007), and have cost thousands of lives. Itâs time to end the killing and the maiming.
I wonât argue with Pschearerâs assessment of Reagan as stupid, but I will contend that his stupidity hardly made for a successful presidency: the worst recession since the Great Depression (surpassed only by Bush-Dickâs recession), quadrupling the federal debt, bloating the military budget, allying the U.S. w/ Saddam Husseinâs Iraq, supporting the fascistic Nicaraguan contras, deregulating the airlines (so that security had gotten lax when 2001 rolled around), placing U.S. troops in Lebanon to get blown up, ignoring Israelâs ethnic cleansing, creating our homeless problem, & widening the gap between rich & poor: It wasnât a decade one would want to live through twice.
tcolkett over 14 years ago
pschearer. wow, really deep thinking man. Maybe we could try that plan out on, say, Canada? That would have about the same effectiveness in reducing terrorism in the world and theyâd never see it coming. We could win in a week and then the world would be safe for boobies who think what you said makes sense!
longtimecomicsfan over 14 years ago
I vividly remember when W appointed the new ambassador to Iraq - he stated that he was certain that Iraq would be a peaceful and stable democracy as a result of the U.S. invasion. So if the surge worked, then it follows that when we leave, Iraq will be a peaceful and stable democracy and an important ally to the united States and a shining beacon to the Muslim world, right?
neofalconer over 14 years ago
Iâm glad Trudeau used this timely post-election Bush segue rather than address the drubbing his party received on Tuesday. Brilliant!
Jeanne Gomoll Premium Member over 14 years ago
Even worse: Most of the country decided that it was taking too long to re-build our house. They were barely finished with the foundation, yâknow. So we decided to re-hire the arsonistsâŠ.
Possum Pete over 14 years ago
Beware the TeaBaggers now that theyâre elected. Being anti-Democrat does NOT make them Republican. We havenât even begun to see gridlock yet!
Ink-adink-adoo over 14 years ago
Roland: âSomeone put it on my question sheet.â
Any chance a cartoonist wrote it there, Roland?
mroberts88 over 14 years ago
Neocon, we never had any business with Iraq. The war in Iraq, coupled with the one in Afghanistan, cost this nation, in both monetary terms, and in life. Iraq was a pointless war, started by lies.
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Sadly, heâs not outraged by what he said. He just didnât get it.
theo5 over 14 years ago
pschearer, neocon: Iraq was certainly not our ally, but it was far from allied with Al Qaeda - Hussein was basically a secularist and was pushing a secular pan-Arab nationalism, which is an anathema to the extreme Islamism that Al Qaeda endorses.
Further, while at one point Hussein had some WMD and actually used some against his own people (and likely Iran), he never used them against us_ (or really even threatened to), and there was no _real evidence that there was any active WMD program there that could have threatened us.
Iraq just wasnât a threat to the US. Hussein was scum, but that is true of many leaders around the world. He was a danger to his own people and (to a much lesser extent because of the constraints placed on him) to some of Iraqâs surrounding countries, but that doesnât make it our role to overthrow him, especially unilaterally and without any international mandate. Regardless of your views that it was obvious that we should have attacked Iraq, there is really no evidence that there was any justification for it.
While I donât think it was really for oil, I donât think it was for any of the reasons the Bush administration gave at the time, eitherâŠ
Further, once Hussein fell, the ostensible target was gone. Everything since then implicitly acknowledges that he (and the threat he allegedly posed to the US) really wasnât really the point of the warâŠ
theo5 over 14 years ago
neofalconer - you do understand the concept of âlead timesâ, donât you? The earliest Trudeau could address the elections will be about 2 weeks from now, and he may well do so then.
Nebulous Premium Member over 14 years ago
My biggest question about Bush, other than how did he bamboozle the electorate to get reelected (oh, right. Rove), is, why did he think that simply removing the âEvil Leadershipâ would make Afghanistan, and later Iraq, into stable, functional democracies?
neofalconer over 14 years ago
theo5 said: neofalconer -â you do understand the concept of âlead timesâ, donât you? The earliest Trudeau could address the elections will be about 2 weeks from now, and he may well do so then.â
Of course I do. Trudeau knew exactly what was going to be printed the day after the aforementioned drubbing. Any idiot knew in advance what was going to happen to the failure squatting in the WH.
macklawton over 14 years ago
he who controls the oilââ-preetty much controls the world
Comicsexpert over 14 years ago
I just ordered the Doonesbury art book by Brian Walker of the Beetle Bailey Walkers. It looks great.
tcambeul over 14 years ago
Actually, the political practice of âwinning by losing warsâ goes back to the âpolice actionâ in Korea. This is where the âstriped pants bunchâ(diplomats/communists) started running the military.
countoftowergrove over 14 years ago
Neocon, You have praise folly and glorify stupidity.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
Bushâs worst decision was to listen to Donald Rumsfeld who said unequivocally that we could reduce the readiness and euippage of the military while simultaneously taking on two fronts of action. If anyone should be tried for war crimes, it should be Rumsfeld, and the crime he should be tried for is treason. HIs imbecilic reduction in capabilities of our military while at the same time expanding their areas of operations put this nation at more risk than anything done by Osama Bin Laden.
Those who say Bush and Cheney should be tried on war crimes really havenât a leg to stand on except their left one. In an impartial trial, the arguments for going to war in Iraq and Afghanistan were legal, both nationally (remember your Congress voted to give the President the power to do so) and internationally, in accordance with UN Resolutions applying to Iraq after the first desert war.
Holding combatant detainees indefinitely or until the cessation of hostilities is not a war crime, and if you donât believe that, take a visit to Aliceville, Alabama for example and visit the POW camp there which housed German soldiers until the end of WWII. The extraordinary means of interrogation used on a small number of high value captives hardly amounts to anything like the widespread genocide inherent in real war crimes. Those who espouse âwar crimesâ charges are just angry that their representation didnât do more to stop the Iraq invasion by filibustering and having the cojones to be âa party of noâ when things they thought were wrong were being pushed through Congress. Iâm not sure whether Iraq will ever be completely peaceful and tranquil in my lifetime, but then, Iâm not sure whether it would have been with Saddam Hussein and his sons in power either.
In addition, the entire hunt for Bin Laden in Afghanistan now could have been avoided had President Clinton been more concerned with affairs of state than with affairs of his groin. At least 3 times during his Presidency, there were specific chances to apprehend Bin Laden legally, with the help of other nations, and three times President Clinton was busy having his ego and other things stroked, to do the right thing to protect American and other lives.
mroberts88 over 14 years ago
Misng, thatâs a good point, however, we should never have entered into Iraq. Legal or not, former Pres. Bush led us into that war, and the following occupation, under false pretenses. Namely WMDs, none were found, and ties to Al Qaida, when, prior to the first Gulf War, Bin Laden offered support to Saudi Arabia, in defense against Iraq.
Iâm not defending Saddam Hussein, in fact I think the world is better off without him, and his ilk. However, Iraq was a much more stable place with him as the dictator.
The only thing the war in Iraq accomplished, was a larger rercruiting base, and a good recruiting tool, for Al Qaida, the Taliban, and other terrorists organizations.
dbhaley over 14 years ago
Iâm glad misgnNOLA weighed in to recall the actual history of the Iraq invasion, which British and other military strategists hailed as brilliantâ-at least for the first month. Rumsfeld, along with Bushâs general, Tommy Franks, is indeed to blame for not following through in securing Baghdad after April 11 (the day Saddamâs statue was pulled down).
If the neolibs on this forum were not so dismissive of history, theyâd recall how the country united behind Bushâs decision to go to war. Bush himself destroyed that unity, first by telling us that no sacrifice was required of us and that we could best help by spending on things we didnât need; and second by looking for WMDs that existed only in Saddamâs megalomaniacal brain.
9/11 was a perfectly just casus belli, especially when Saddam (and the Palestinians) gave it their full support. Remember the Arab check that Giuliani tore up? Neolibs would have spent the check and wrung their hands over the lot of the Palestinians, those crybabies who have perfected the art of victimization.
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
Roland needs to steer clear of Shep Smithâs desk.
Uncle Joe over 14 years ago
I canât believe anyone still thinks invading Iraq was a good idea.
From misgnNOLA: âIâm not sure whether Iraq will ever be completely peaceful and tranquil in my lifetime, but then, Iâm not sure whether it would have been with Saddam Hussein and his sons in power either.â
Yes, but leaving Iraq to figure out itâs own fate would have saved us about $750 billion.
Pschearer said: âThe one relevant Bush psychological factor was that he is simply not very smart, so he assumed the public was too stupid to grasp a laundry list of valid reasons to invade Iraq and overthrow a dangerous dictator who HAD and USED WMDâsâ
The public is smart enough to know the difference between a war of choice & a war of necessity. Bush chose to present unreliable intelligence as fact. Otherwise, the same arguments about removing an evil despot who wants to threaten neighboring nations & even the world, requires that we should have invaded Iran, North Korea, Libya and about half of Africa. I think we are finding that there are limits to how many foreign occupations we can afford.
If we want to be serious about stopping terrorism, we need to work with other nations. Bushâs unilateralism destroyed all of the good will we were receiving after 9/11.