Garfield by Jim Davis for November 08, 2017

Another wise man once said “Always chew your food.”

It was the peas and out the nose they come.

Words to live by.

Did Jon learn ANY table manners from his mother?

“Don’t ask what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.” – Kim Jong Il

The textbooks are gonna love that.

Aye sure and ta continue ta be a LIVING wise man, you must not talk while eating your food.

Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said OW!

Here, Jon. Let me complete that for you.

A wise man once said, Don’t talk while eating food.

And a wise bear once said, “Gimme all your food!”

Hope you weren’t too hungry, Jon,,,! Just sayin’

Didn’t his mother teach him not to talk while his mouth is full

That would make a funny T-shirt!

The wise man probably said that after swallowing the paper in his fortune cookie.

That white stuff doesn’t look like potatoes. Must be cauliflower. Disgusting stuff! No wonder he choked.

Wise? Sounds like a direct quote from an unwise man that came (and went) before him…

Ack Ack I’m dying you idiot.

Maybe mixing the potatoes and peas on his fork caused his … reaction? Hard to say, though.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I don’t get the “I Must get the T-Shirt” part

truly inspirational