Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for September 28, 2017

It can’t be easy to sing “Imagine” with a mouth full of spermicide.

Steve did the exact same thing in college with his ex-wive’s.

From each, according to their ability

To each, according to their need.

Recycled from The Academia Waltz…

Let “Inequalitishness” symbolize this entire decade!

“you’ll wonder where the yellow went….”

Silly Opus! You put contraceptive jelly on toast!

Does Opus think everything tastes like hummus?

Wait! Did anybody notice that the logo at the top says Bloom County 2015???

Too much sharing.

That’s what sharing gets you. A non-pregnant mouth. And it tastes like garlic hummus.

I think I’ll stay with my Crest that tastes better (like cinnamon, currently)….

Steve has a girlfriend?

I have nothing to say here…

Aack!!

The punchline to this was in the original Academia Waltz version of this gag. It was reused in the earliest days of Bloom County but was sanitized a bit to keep the funnies “family-friendly” (by 1980s standards).