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There is not one, NOT ONE, person in Endtown that has an ounce of bigotry in their body. Due to The End, and the need to be a close-knit community in the face of the threats presented by the Topsiders, every single Endtowner is a lover of humanity and their fellow mutant. They are ALL open-minded, liberal, and understanding. Heather is obviously a deviant and must be dealt with appropriately and immediately. Elect her President of Endtown right now! Thatâll show her.
Love the concerned look this single wolf in the middle of all the jurors has. âMaybe I shouldnât have said no to that suicide mission from Prof. MallardâŚâ
Well, instead of a âhungâ jury, this one looks like a âhangingâ jury. Got to love the prosecutorâs opening statement. She has the jury âhatingâ the accused already. But, she has presented no evidence of her assertions, yet.
The fighting breaks out in the jury box in three, two, oneâŚâŚ.the looks on their faces!! Their minds saysâŚ.. Not another trial! Didnât we just have one earlierâŚâŚsomething about Milk and Eggs??xD
She is trotting out a rhetorical tactic called âpoisoning the wellâ. If the defendant is found not guilty itâs because the jurt members are bigots. In a real court the defense would probably raise an objection that would be sustained and the jury would receive instructions that would remedy the damage done.
The prosecutorâs motives in taking this unusual course remain a source of speculation for now.
With the current anti-wolf sentiment in Endtown, Iâm guessing the jury is predisposed against wolves and the lawyerâs arguments, and want to see Hoss go free because she killed a wolf. The wolf on the jury may realize that and wonder if theyâll be against him, too. They may not be happy with a pig prosecuting a wolf killer, either. But then theyâll be really confused and angry when they learn a wolf is defending her.
Whoâs the judge? Who. Thatâs what I asked Judge who? Who.Whatâs the judges name?Who. Dang it thatâs all I want to know is his name?Who.The Judge?Who.Oh I give up.XD
A pig prosecutor? This is even more interesting â I bet that she was picked out with as much thought and ulterior motives behind it as the wolf lawyer. It seems to be a form of damage-control either way â if Heather is found guilty, then people will be able to say âWell, at least that wolf defending her proved a pointâ, and if sheâs found not guilty then people will be able to say the same thing about the prosecutor.
Itâs really unsettling though, seeing that this is basically turning into a proxy-battle over the bigger picture rather than being about truth and honesty at all.
Yâknow, since the wolves are the ones who expressed avowed hatred for Heather Hoss, Iâm not seeing much future in this line of argument. It all brings back memories of Philomena Flask and her trials.
James Hopkins over 7 years ago
Of course. A pig as a prosecutor and a wolf as a defense attorney. And the jurors donât look too convinced.
Ida No over 7 years ago
There is not one, NOT ONE, person in Endtown that has an ounce of bigotry in their body. Due to The End, and the need to be a close-knit community in the face of the threats presented by the Topsiders, every single Endtowner is a lover of humanity and their fellow mutant. They are ALL open-minded, liberal, and understanding. Heather is obviously a deviant and must be dealt with appropriately and immediately. Elect her President of Endtown right now! Thatâll show her.
crookedwolf Premium Member over 7 years ago
Hard to come up with a jury of your peers, right?The party balloons are a nice touch ; )
gigagrouch over 7 years ago
Itâs all about the optics and creating a convincing illusion.
Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 7 years ago
Laying it on with a trowel I see. Hamilton Burger showed more restraint.
Mr. E. Bullterrier over 7 years ago
Love the concerned look this single wolf in the middle of all the jurors has. âMaybe I shouldnât have said no to that suicide mission from Prof. MallardâŚâ
skip353 over 7 years ago
William Bednar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Well, instead of a âhungâ jury, this one looks like a âhangingâ jury. Got to love the prosecutorâs opening statement. She has the jury âhatingâ the accused already. But, she has presented no evidence of her assertions, yet.
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 7 years ago
Iâm not sensing her opening argument going down well with these guys.
Vet Premium Member over 7 years ago
The fighting breaks out in the jury box in three, two, oneâŚâŚ.the looks on their faces!! Their minds saysâŚ.. Not another trial! Didnât we just have one earlierâŚâŚsomething about Milk and Eggs??xD
Daremo1 over 7 years ago
I am not a lawyer.
She is trotting out a rhetorical tactic called âpoisoning the wellâ. If the defendant is found not guilty itâs because the jurt members are bigots. In a real court the defense would probably raise an objection that would be sustained and the jury would receive instructions that would remedy the damage done.
The prosecutorâs motives in taking this unusual course remain a source of speculation for now.
RDT64 Premium Member over 7 years ago
And here I was hoping someone had invited her to dinnerâŚ
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
12 angry ex-men (and -women).
With the current anti-wolf sentiment in Endtown, Iâm guessing the jury is predisposed against wolves and the lawyerâs arguments, and want to see Hoss go free because she killed a wolf. The wolf on the jury may realize that and wonder if theyâll be against him, too. They may not be happy with a pig prosecuting a wolf killer, either. But then theyâll be really confused and angry when they learn a wolf is defending her.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
I find it troubling she was able to make those slanderous statements without censure by the judge.
yangeldf over 7 years ago
the expression of that one wolf on the jury is hilarious when contrasted with that deadpan âis this bitch serious?â look everyone else is giving.
Palabrajot over 7 years ago
Wuff. 12 Angry Mammals.
tad1 over 7 years ago
Anyone else think itâs ironic that this lawyer is a pig?
pam Miner over 7 years ago
I canât tell what they are thinking, boredom, disgust with who? Just bored and donât want to be there is my best guess.
Vet Premium Member over 7 years ago
Whoâs the judge? Who. Thatâs what I asked Judge who? Who.Whatâs the judges name?Who. Dang it thatâs all I want to know is his name?Who.The Judge?Who.Oh I give up.XD
Dragoncat over 7 years ago
May God forgive me⌠But I hear Miss Piggyâs voice when I read her speech balloons!
Tue Elung-Jensen over 7 years ago
They wouldn´t buy this crap if they desperately needed manure.
sailorbeefcake over 7 years ago
A pig prosecutor? This is even more interesting â I bet that she was picked out with as much thought and ulterior motives behind it as the wolf lawyer. It seems to be a form of damage-control either way â if Heather is found guilty, then people will be able to say âWell, at least that wolf defending her proved a pointâ, and if sheâs found not guilty then people will be able to say the same thing about the prosecutor.
Itâs really unsettling though, seeing that this is basically turning into a proxy-battle over the bigger picture rather than being about truth and honesty at all.
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 7 years ago
Yâknow, since the wolves are the ones who expressed avowed hatred for Heather Hoss, Iâm not seeing much future in this line of argument. It all brings back memories of Philomena Flask and her trials.
RDT64 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Insulting and pissing off the Juryâs not a good idea but then it may be exactly what she wantsâŚ
Daeder over 4 years ago
No objection from the defense counsel when she calls the defendant âan avowed hater of wolvesâ?