Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 08, 2017

It just takes some time to get used to the taste.

It’s the middle ages….first someone has to INVENT plastic.

Surprising how much of that he could ingest through baleen, let alone horf it up again. :-) (Oh, and yeah, all the food chain icky bits can make reading comics fun!)

A whale ventured into a Norwegian fishing port. It was dying. When they did the autopsy, it’s guts were full of plastic. You might want to look it up. Or, maybe watch SkyNews.

Rather than “less plastic,” a better message would have been “stop dumping plastic in the oceans altogether.”

Plastic is an ubiquitous evil. I have tried my best to stop making purchases without buying anything in plastic.

Its imposible. The crap is everywhere and in everything.

Even if you start buying your laundry detergent powered in a box, it still comes with a little plastic scoop in it.

George Carlin understood it clearly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBRquiS1pis

Funny, AND unfortunately, very accurate

Sounds like a Star Trek in the making.

I have a new language pet peeve. ‘The murderer needs to turn himself in. The ….needs to…..! Outrageous. Perfectly avoiding responsibility enshrined in language. No, he-she-it doesn’t need, I need the sob to stop.