Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 17, 2017

Was it something I hand signaled?

Good thing I am neither here nor there.

So said my WELCOME MAT.

I only came here for the discomfort.

Where I am welcome, please?

I can take a hint. I’ll see ya tomorrow.

http://i.imgur.com/7VR14IU.jpg

And hell all your family.

Thank you, your unwelcoming is very gracious..

Thanks for your arrival, but take note of the button to the trap door that you’re standing on..

You are welcome, at that, but that is neither here, nor there!

A very merry unwelcome to me, to you..

Very bad instance of social anxiety disorder. Many people who suffer from this will ignore it entirely and then act out inappropriately as a unreconciled response to a stimulus whose existence they deny. We usually consider them “jerks”.

You know if you break my heart I’ll go

But I’ll be back again

Cos I told you once before goodbye

But I came back again

You could find better things to do

Than to break my heart again

No Soliciting · Solicitors Are Not Welcome

So go over there and stand in front of the dart board.

Yes i am.

A guy takes an “unplanned” leave of absence for a couple of weeks and this is his, “welcome back”?

Arizona’s new State Flag !

This is more Sister Teresa of Petulant Lameness.

“WELCOME” is overrated.

They say opposites attract.

Orange you glad to see me?

No?

Am I blue! (Does that sound too Hoagy?)

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https://youtu.be/9C1vJ2Z8aI0

This encompasses so many fears.

Lives circumscribed by fear of rejection.

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“There’s no where you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be. It’s easy! All you need is love.”

Sometimes easier sung than done, especially if you feel like “a real nowhere man.”

But it’s an attitude to remember, when you’re looking for direction.

Curious she is using the flag and main symbol of New Yaqui in what was part of New Mexico in the year 2181 AD. Orange field. Roundel of a blue disc with an 8 pointed white star with a red sun in the center of it. Red dots mid way between each spike of the star then the blue disc is edged in thick red. Their motto “You Are Not Welcome Here”. You will find the central symbol on their aircraft, and hover tanks (Bolos) along with flags etc. A New Wave Indian nation after the fall of the Holy American Empire in (650 IX) 2167.

Pasta the linguini.

My favorite mat: “Welcome, now git!” (It’s a Southern thing…)

@WILLIAM NEAL MCPHEETERS

As a snarky joke on myself I reverse the mats so that’s what they read when I “step out into the world”.

Hey, chill! ‘S okay. I don’t play darts anyway.

At least this saves me having to offer you a drink….

Awww! 8o(