Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 26, 2017

“My Turkey is WAY too big!” said the father bear.

“My turkey is WAY too mean!” said the mother bear.

“My turkey is AAAARRRRRGGGG…” said the little bear before he was cut off.

Pardon me??

Seems like this one was written specifically to take a swipe at J. J. Abrams, who, by the way, thoroughly deserves it.

It would be at least as good as what’s been coming out of Hollywood here of late.

Wiley Bears meet their match.

And that match is Danae!

Stop with the bears already. They are being used to death. Boring……..

So the moral of this story is that if you steal porridge, chairs and beds, you should get revenge when when you’re caught?

Actually, that scenario might just work ..

This may be the first time that we’ve seen the Wiley Bears as prey. Of course, they’re not exactly the regular Wiley Bears, but close enough.

Keep the Bears!

Couldn’t be any worse than Night of the Lepus.

Shouldn’t that be “Revenge of Goldicocks”?

Oh, and bears are cool by me.

So, is this in “The Kelvin timeline”, or just “The Danae timeline”??

This is the first time I have ever seen scared Wiley bears.

We’re going to need a bigger roasting pan….

Sadly, so do I. And J.J. Abrams will find the way to include at least three explosions and the last one will be a one megaton nuclear warhead.

Google “Terror Birds” and be happy they are long extinct.

To save a bit of money, the giant turkey will walk just like an AT-ST.

The ‘Fables’ graphic novel series by Bill Willingham comes to mind… and highly recommend.

Wiley Bears – ❤️ 1

Jar Jar Abrams – ☹️ 1

NO!!!! Danar, if you want it to be any good, keep Jar Jar Abrams AWAY from your movie. Zack Snyder and Joss Whedon as well.

Moby Tom? And here I thought it was a Plymouth Roc.

I seem to like all your stuff Mr. Miller. Please keep being your wonderful self. Feel free to show Dfeldberg being tricked by smiling Wiley Bears if you want…..What does he look like? Well, he looks like a dink to me…..