No Sally, Santa is not bluffing, He’s being gracious. Really he’s bringing toys to boost Charlie’s self esteem. He figures while he’s there he’ll leave a few for a brat like you.
In philosophy 101 we studied the efforts of Kant, Kierkegaard, and the like to prove the existence of God; and the best they could come up with is, “Do you really want to call His bluff?”
Watch it Sally, I remember one Christmas when Santa left black licorice in the stockings of 5 of us kids and nothing else because my mom said we had been bad.
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
Sally Brown is onto the jolly ol’ elf!
Adiraiju almost 7 years ago
You wanna test it for yourself, Sally?
bigcatrik almost 7 years ago
Linus: I thought little girls were innocent and trusting. Sally: Welcome to the 20th century.
orinoco womble almost 7 years ago
And then there are the kids that Santa ignores or gives secondhand toys to. It still happens.
jrankin1959 almost 7 years ago
We don’t talk about those cases here, sister dear…
F-Flash almost 7 years ago
No Sally, Santa is not bluffing, He’s being gracious. Really he’s bringing toys to boost Charlie’s self esteem. He figures while he’s there he’ll leave a few for a brat like you.
cubswin2016 almost 7 years ago
Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?
Neo Stryder almost 7 years ago
In part is right, to the bad kids, he leaves coal.
erik.vanthienen almost 7 years ago
Don’t worry! Trump will give them “Clean Coal”! The only problem … it’s imaginary …
neatslob Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Simul justus et peccator.”
whiteaj almost 7 years ago
Ever hear of Pascal’s Wager, Sally?
Scott S almost 7 years ago
Better watch out Sally, or Santa will shovel out the reindeer stalls to fill your stocking!
Number Three almost 7 years ago
What was on Sally’s Christmas List?
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Geophyzz almost 7 years ago
In philosophy 101 we studied the efforts of Kant, Kierkegaard, and the like to prove the existence of God; and the best they could come up with is, “Do you really want to call His bluff?”
djhaisell Premium Member almost 7 years ago
There was that one episode of Little House on the Prairie where the older boy told his brother there was no Santa.
djhaisell Premium Member almost 7 years ago
There was that one episode of Little House on the Prairie where the older boy told his brother there was no Santa.
pchemcat almost 7 years ago
Watch it Sally, I remember one Christmas when Santa left black licorice in the stockings of 5 of us kids and nothing else because my mom said we had been bad.
WDD almost 7 years ago
An old legend said that Santa was accompanied by Black Pete, a person who would punish bad kids.