Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 17, 2017

It’s not that new. Relationships in certain cities could end because of the newspapers people read.

So much for Paris Goat finding his significant other.

It’s one thing for a couple to butt heads over something, and another to be a couple of buttheads.

Mary Matalin & James Carville. Best cross-political alliance ever.

there has not been a strip without comments in at least 5 years. let’s all have one tomorrow please. thank you for your time and restraint.

They’d both be better off dating gnus.

This makes sense. No kidding.

I am a liberal atheist who several years ago, dated a conservative Christian woman. Outside of physical attraction, we had NOTHING in common. The relationship lasted three months. Fun while it lasted, though.

But I thought goat was smarter than that.

I cling to the belief that I don’t actually need instant news updates clamoring for attention on my phone.

If one follows MSNBC and the other one Fox News, I can see that there might some… incompatibilities.

Two men (well…male goats) talking about going to the game…until you find out he’s a Patriots fan. Eewwwwwwwwww!

these days you need to read between the lines

“Put yours in mine” That’s what she said! Sorry I couldn’t help myself.

You’re better off single.

That’s my motto in life.

xxx

That’s life in our dramatically polarized world.

It’s hard to find any two people who agree on all the things they consider “important.”

They might want to try goatmatch.com

My wife’s a far left Atheist. I’m a far right Conservative. We’ve been married almost 8 1/2 years. We just don’t discuss politics!

And they never spoke again. https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2017/02/10