Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2017

And it will be Rat who will screw you out.

Blessed are the Screwers, for they shall get what they deserve.

Old joke:

Man 1: “Only a fool is absolutely positive.”

Man 2: “Are you sure?”

Man 1: “I’m absolutely positive!”

Actually, the key to success is sincerity – once you learn to fake that, you got it made!

I am positive. I’m positive things will get worse.

Prepare for the worst and hope for the best.

Yes, Rat. You’re absolutely right.

I suppose one could say that both lawyers and prostitutes screw people for a living. However one gives value for money received and the other simply dupes everybody they contact.

I’m positive that the president will live in La La Land throughout his whole presidency! He’s now saying that he knew Roy Moore would lose senate! If you knew that, donnie, why did you endorse in the first place?!

this is what happens when you fall for the propaganda that the middle class is going to get “a big, beautiful, huge tax cut”, when 80% goes to the rich and the other 20% is TEMPORARY!!! Vote the bums out!

1. Take an issue

2. Decide which resolution will benefit the most people

3. Sit back and watch it go the other way…

Being quite a negative person myself, I agree with Rat. Being positive never got me anywhere…

xxx

You mean like Obama did to all us legal Americans?

There’s only one way to stay positive. Keep to the right of zero.

Positively hilarious.

Pay a Seasonal Bonus to Pig, Rat, and Goat, Cartoon-Boy….

♪ i don’t worry ‘bout a thing because i know nothing’s gonna turn out right…

That positive sounds like a negative..

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit what’s left of the earth. Yipee.