Herman by Jim Unger for December 07, 2017

You need to invent fire, for insurance fraud purposes.

As Calvin once said, “Mothers are the necessity of invention.” There will always be more to invent.

Next up, the microchip.

How about one with a V-8 and a stick shift?

Bigger, better, faster.

Sell boots like the ones you’re wearing for astronomical prices. The population will wear them while drinking $3.50 burnt coffee.

In the 19th C. the head of the US Patent Office predicted it would shortly close down because there was nothing left to invent.

Just fuel injection and electronic ignition!

Underwear? Deodorant?

Clothes – check.

Language – check.

Arm bands – check.

Wheels – check.

Cart – check.

UGGs – Check

Yep, that’s it.

The handle, maybe?

Sell it ! Then you’ll become the very first wheeler-dealer !!

twer ever thus

Big screen tv..?

Make one more and you’ve invented roller skates.

Somebody needs to invent red paint for that little wagon!

Quit while you’re ahead!

It’s a good start.