Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 03, 2017

One person’s trash is another person’s treasure!

Rodney lad,you’ve forgot AGAIN,to take out the REAL trash in the second trash can? The wee despicable despot should fit,no problem,His ego,however is another matter entirely.

I think I just heard the theme song from “2001”

If only all men had such fanfare when taking out the trash… of course, wives would say we make a big production of it anyway, amirite, fellas?

Rodney don’t get no respect Thanks to Rodney D

Now I’m wondering how they tolerate the stench from a garderobe projecting out over the moat.

The stench from a garderobe projecting out over the moat is no problem. However, the moat itself plus the monsters bad breath …

Just be thankful that there are no Huns around when Rodney takes out the garbage.

Uhh. . . I hate to be picky but it seems as if Rodney is going the wrong way with a full garbage can.

wait until you need to use the public restroom – talk about fanfare!

Fanfare for the Common Garbage Man! (Not by Aaron Copland!)

He is dragging the trash can out, not pushing it in. It would be impossible to push it like that.

Just wanted to point out the drumsticks are literal chicken drumsticks.