Pickles by Brian Crane for December 31, 2017

Snerk!

When Calvin covered his sneeze, he thought the force thereof would blow his shoes off his feet.

BURN!!!!!

I once stifled a sneeze and sprained my neck.

My ex thought that holding my nose while sneezing would cause brain damage. I looked at her, and realized that she was right.

There’s a couple of things in life that you can’t stifle – a sneeze, and a long-winded speaker ( politicians and preachers come to mind ).

I am not sure that Earl ever had any brains to blow.

If you pinch you nose closed to stifle a sneeze, you’re at risk of forcing fluid into your middle ear through the eustachian tube and creating the possibility of a middle ear infection!

I had a work associate who imploded all her sneezes, and eventually damaged an ear drumb. It healed but was very traumatic for her!!

I had a friend whose uncle stifled an explosive sneeze and was killed by the back blow into his brain.

These young kids grow up so fast. Watch out, Earl, I think he’s on to you.

It will not blow your brains out of your ears….it will pop your eyes out however.

Smart kid. Seriously though, I cracked a rib stifling a sneeze. Now everyone ducks and covers when it happens.

Excellent use of logic and deduction, Nelson.

HA! Could see that coming.

I have to hold my nose when I sneeze. Unless you all WANT to be covered in mucus.

Just saying…

xxx

Being in tenth grade is awful, just for starters. I tried to stifle a sneeze and let loose with a horrendous – well, you know. I never lived it down.

So THAT’S how politicians are born!

Earl’s lack of sense finally makes sense.