Snerk!
When Calvin covered his sneeze, he thought the force thereof would blow his shoes off his feet.
BURN!!!!!
I once stifled a sneeze and sprained my neck.
My ex thought that holding my nose while sneezing would cause brain damage. I looked at her, and realized that she was right.
There’s a couple of things in life that you can’t stifle – a sneeze, and a long-winded speaker ( politicians and preachers come to mind ).
I am not sure that Earl ever had any brains to blow.
If you pinch you nose closed to stifle a sneeze, you’re at risk of forcing fluid into your middle ear through the eustachian tube and creating the possibility of a middle ear infection!
I had a work associate who imploded all her sneezes, and eventually damaged an ear drumb. It healed but was very traumatic for her!!
I had a friend whose uncle stifled an explosive sneeze and was killed by the back blow into his brain.
These young kids grow up so fast. Watch out, Earl, I think he’s on to you.
It will not blow your brains out of your ears….it will pop your eyes out however.
Smart kid. Seriously though, I cracked a rib stifling a sneeze. Now everyone ducks and covers when it happens.
Excellent use of logic and deduction, Nelson.
HA! Could see that coming.
I have to hold my nose when I sneeze. Unless you all WANT to be covered in mucus.
Just saying…
xxx
Being in tenth grade is awful, just for starters. I tried to stifle a sneeze and let loose with a horrendous – well, you know. I never lived it down.
So THAT’S how politicians are born!
Earl’s lack of sense finally makes sense.
x_Tech almost 7 years ago
Snerk!
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
When Calvin covered his sneeze, he thought the force thereof would blow his shoes off his feet.
BillLee almost 7 years ago
BURN!!!!!
dadoctah almost 7 years ago
I once stifled a sneeze and sprained my neck.
thirdguy almost 7 years ago
My ex thought that holding my nose while sneezing would cause brain damage. I looked at her, and realized that she was right.
Linguist almost 7 years ago
There’s a couple of things in life that you can’t stifle – a sneeze, and a long-winded speaker ( politicians and preachers come to mind ).
cubswin2016 almost 7 years ago
I am not sure that Earl ever had any brains to blow.
joefearsnothing almost 7 years ago
If you pinch you nose closed to stifle a sneeze, you’re at risk of forcing fluid into your middle ear through the eustachian tube and creating the possibility of a middle ear infection!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I had a work associate who imploded all her sneezes, and eventually damaged an ear drumb. It healed but was very traumatic for her!!
JanLC almost 7 years ago
I had a friend whose uncle stifled an explosive sneeze and was killed by the back blow into his brain.
Perkycat almost 7 years ago
These young kids grow up so fast. Watch out, Earl, I think he’s on to you.
hooglah almost 7 years ago
It will not blow your brains out of your ears….it will pop your eyes out however.
Plods with ...™ almost 7 years ago
Smart kid. Seriously though, I cracked a rib stifling a sneeze. Now everyone ducks and covers when it happens.
wellis1947 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Excellent use of logic and deduction, Nelson.
Number Three almost 7 years ago
HA! Could see that coming.
I have to hold my nose when I sneeze. Unless you all WANT to be covered in mucus.
Just saying…
xxx
Dani Rice almost 7 years ago
Being in tenth grade is awful, just for starters. I tried to stifle a sneeze and let loose with a horrendous – well, you know. I never lived it down.
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 7 years ago
So THAT’S how politicians are born!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 7 years ago
Earl’s lack of sense finally makes sense.