Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 01, 2018

It’s sad how no one appreciates a “creative” mind.

With his affinity for taking ‘creative liberties’ with the facts, perhaps Calvin can get a job as a spin doctor for a politician.;-D

And what has Calvin learned from this episode? Nada. Nunca. Squat.

I’ll bet Calvin’s mom had some creative liberties for his punishment.

Teachers and parents don’t react well to “creative liberties”! By the way Calvin, neither do bosses or judges!

I hope Mom took a few creative liberties with his behind.

Sue glad not to have to deal with brats like you and hammie!!!

If he keeps this up, he will grow up to be a cartoonist!

Now I’m sorry I missed it…

Wow Calvin. You just amaze me sometimes.

One day you’ll understand Calvin. Just remember it takes six men to carry a man to his grave but only one women to put him there. In your case maybe two.

Tis true that a teacher is most challenged, not by the dunderheads, but by the creative AND intelligent students.

…and since Florist’s Telegraph Delivery (FTD) uses the radical new technology of the telegraph (riiiight), it must have been existed in ancient Roman times when they named the planet Mercury. The End.

…And that’s why he’s outside: His mom kicked him out of their household.

holy half-truths are lies, batman!! i love calvin and hobbes but can we draw a direct line between Calvin and the Trump Administration’s aversion for truth and doing the work and reliance on “creative liberties”/alternative facts? Did our love for this little rascal in the 1980s pave the way for the inevitability of this monster in the white house?

Look on the positive side, Calvin. Maybe they weren’t those kind of sparks.

Calvin is so not a team player.

xxx

I hope they both gave you holy hell, Calvin…you deserved it on this one.