Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 07, 2017

With not quite so much perforated butt draining into it, thankyouverymuch.

Topless may spark me.

3HOURTOUR….A standing frog applause applauded O

Tea’s great, but the leading could use some major adjustment.

It’s not the heat. It’s the humidi TEA.

I started noticing that there were parallels at work. There was always some congruence in events that accompanied the effect, parent/child, teacher/student. It was everywhere, too. I didn’t need to be directly involved. Just being an observer was enough to allow information exchange. I considered that it might be like static from a lighting strike, followed by sound. Or maybe steam rising from a teapot tempest. But neither of those were quite it.

Tea Party Meeting is to The Left • A Genuine Reali’Tea Meeting is to The Right

Part of Drumph’s Trickle Down economic plan?

Shaken, not stirred.

What way is that? (not that way)

Iced.

I prefer my tea spiked with rum, thank you !

Made by putting the teabag in a cup of hot coffee.

Strong black tea, two scoops per person and one for the pot.

My waterbed of nails.

The figure is in the proper squat position, so we know the tea wasn’t “strained”.

I’ve heard of the squatty potty, but squat-tea?

Assume the position. Free your tea and the ass will follow.

Oh, yeah! I used to spike my tea with Amaretto, occasionally.

Funny! I forgot about it till just now.

I must not be too bitter about it, then.

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But, every now and then, I do wish I could have an occasional drink again, like the old days…

maybe, someday soon…

maybe, before I die! …

Are you listening, frickin Mother Nature?!

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But, I’m not bitter… no…

Just Chai and relax, dear!

Oh, geez! It’s December 7!

How infamous of me to have forgotten!

Once upon a time I was hooked on jasmine; then, I switched to Constant Comment. And also Lapsang souchong. There I stand. I will drink some plain old popular tea (e.g., Lipton’s) if need be, but the three aforenamed are my teas of choice. Not that I drink tea very often now; I’m more a coffee man. But in no case do I drink tea flavored with pierced-bottom blood. It ain’t sanitary!

And that’s the plain frog-truth!

Maybe she’s wearing a good deal of padding on her bottom.