Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 25, 2017

Another Christmas ruined by Rat.

Merry Christmas

RAT-CHEW!

You might think it’s mint jelly, but it’snot.

Happy Holidays, y’all!

Can’t blame someone shorter than a sneeze guard for sneezing onto the food he’s unable to reach if you ask me.

I love you Rat! Merry Christmas Stephan!

Sneeze guard. I’ve had some lousy jobs in my day, but that beats all.

Finally, a laugh out loud PBS

Just like a WIFE!!!

Thats the best thing Pastis could come with on Christmas?

Merry Christmas , Happy New year and whatever fits to all.

Rat being a Scrooge as usual. Merry Christmas Pearls fans!

Someone needs to give Guard Duck a contract on Rat

Love this strip. Who else but Rat?

Merry Christmas everybody!

xxx

Snot funny, Rat!

Most of the buffets I used to patronize have been closed down for various Health Code violations (as in Richard’s Poor Almanac).

Rat is just speeding up the process with his HATE-CHEW!

Merry Christmas everyone!

This makes me think of the guy who, when scolded about throwing trash (litter) out of his car window, said “Hey, they pay people to pick that stuff up!”.

It would be a lot cleaner, of course.

A week later and I am still laughing!

And so everybody having their Christmas buffet dinner got rat germs and became sick. Nice going, Rat….