Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 08, 2018

Could be useful for mining, tunneling, repelling invaders, stump removal.

Wiz Nobel.

OYE DHG,could that Stump removal,possibly be a reference to an impending revolt against the current “stump” ruling Id?

Bung might like it, but what would he use for a chaser?

After all these years, you would think the Wiz would know not to get Blanch’s chicken soup near water

Best for beaver dams.

Hmmm, the Wiz was probably working with some sort of azide compound.

I think that was called a wall.

And thus, duodecaplylatomate came to be…

C’mon! There’s nothing like a good blast every now and then.

Make mine whiskey and ginger ale.