Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 07, 2018

Yeah, it’s just like a cockroach. Something you can crush with your shoe.

And don’t point it out of the screen!

May want to be a bit more specific on that, Calvin. Unless you want Hobbes to turn you into a winged Tyrannosaurus.

At this point, Hobbes is just thinking about death.

He really thinks this is gonna work?

I’ve got news for you, Calvin. Tigers never take history classes.

I thought Tigers knew everything…. ;)

The change in Calvin’s expression between panel 2,3 and 4: brilliant!

A bug is probably more appropriate!

I wouldn’t do it, when I don’t know, what will come out!!

Pterosaurs were actually flying reptiles, not dinosaurs, but that’s splitting the proverbial hair, which reptiles don’t have.

A Quetzalcoatl would be nice.

Maybe that gun can transform Calvin with someone with a brain.

Don’t forget to give Hobbes the phone number for the National Guard.

Hobbes might turn Calvin into a regular boy instead of Calvin!

the don’t shoot if you don’t know what it is line is good advice for lots of situations.

Great idea. Turn back into Calvin just as the National Guard is trying to figure out who to blame and arrest.

We all know what Hobbes is always thinking about. Suzie and smooches.

Calvin has a sudden attack of transphobia.

However Calvin:

1)Pterasaur, not pterodactyl is correct.

2)They are not called “flying dinosaurs” either.

Time to go back to study Prehistory again.

Can he not aim it at himself?

No offence but Hobbes doesn’t have an awesome imagination like Calvin does.

xxx

But Hobbes does have an awesome sense of humor