“If there’s a debate in your household on the proper way to hang rolls of toilet paper, you can settle it in this fashion. In the drawings enclosed with the 1891 patent for the first toilet paper roll with perforated sheets, the roll is illustrated with the toilet paper hanging over the roll (towards the user) and not dangling down under in the rear of the roll.”
Exactly where the political t-party should go. A supposed “grass roots” movement funded by the koch brothers, big tobacco, and big oil companies to be used to dupe their gullible base into supporting the kochs’ agenda. http://time.com/secret-origins-of-the-tea-party/
Superfrog almost 7 years ago
No defecation without documentation!
Arianne almost 7 years ago
Whoohoo! Let’s potty!
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I.. want to rock the bowl all night … and potty every day!
Farside99 almost 7 years ago
And here I thought it was my wife that used up so much TP. Now I know the real reason. I’ll have to show this to her and apologize.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago
They can’t stop once they get on a roll….
even though there’s gonna be clog dancing downstairs any minute.
At least that might keep them from getting flushed with excitement!
Stevefk almost 7 years ago
How Charmin!
jreckard almost 7 years ago
This was soon followed by Evacuation Day.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Most of the participants found it an emotionally draining experience.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 7 years ago
No seat in the government for these people. I guess lid-igation did not work.
Radish the wordsmith almost 7 years ago
This whole thing is taxing.
Longplay Premium Member almost 7 years ago
There was a dampening of the excitement after the first flush.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 7 years ago
My sole effort at haiku:
How to hang TP:
Loose end over front of roll
Unless you have cats.
hoffquotes2 almost 7 years ago
Downsizing?
hoffquotes2 almost 7 years ago
Downsizing?
sarah413 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
The participants aren’t exactly flush with excitement.
osceola almost 7 years ago
You would think that patriots would tp the Tree of Liberty. http://www.independent.org/store/lt_detail.asp
donald wayne almost 7 years ago
what a waste of expensive toilet paper. (it costs a LOT more than it did a few years ago!)
pcolli almost 7 years ago
Totally round the bend.
BubbleTape Premium Member almost 7 years ago
that’s why in America!, we roll under, not over.
Kind&Kinder almost 7 years ago
Yep, that’s how we do it; let’s roll!
danketaz Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Gulliver’s gonna need a plumber.
Ushindi almost 7 years ago
“If there’s a debate in your household on the proper way to hang rolls of toilet paper, you can settle it in this fashion. In the drawings enclosed with the 1891 patent for the first toilet paper roll with perforated sheets, the roll is illustrated with the toilet paper hanging over the roll (towards the user) and not dangling down under in the rear of the roll.”
(From “How-To Geek”…Jan. 8)
Helen Ferrieux almost 7 years ago
Sheesh, I wish I hadn’t eaten that rogaine lettuce yesterday
T- Mak about 6 years ago
Exactly where the political t-party should go. A supposed “grass roots” movement funded by the koch brothers, big tobacco, and big oil companies to be used to dupe their gullible base into supporting the kochs’ agenda. http://time.com/secret-origins-of-the-tea-party/
jr1234 about 4 years ago
SPOILER ALERT, 2020 Covid TP shortage
sir-smells-a-lot over 3 years ago
no taxation without clogation
sir-smells-a-lot over 3 years ago
no taxation with out clogation