The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 08, 2018

No defecation without documentation!

Whoohoo! Let’s potty!

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I.. want to rock the bowl all night … and potty every day!

And here I thought it was my wife that used up so much TP. Now I know the real reason. I’ll have to show this to her and apologize.

They can’t stop once they get on a roll….

even though there’s gonna be clog dancing downstairs any minute.

At least that might keep them from getting flushed with excitement!

How Charmin!

This was soon followed by Evacuation Day.

Most of the participants found it an emotionally draining experience.

No seat in the government for these people. I guess lid-igation did not work.

This whole thing is taxing.

There was a dampening of the excitement after the first flush.

My sole effort at haiku:

How to hang TP:

Loose end over front of roll

Unless you have cats.

Downsizing?

Downsizing?

The participants aren’t exactly flush with excitement.

You would think that patriots would tp the Tree of Liberty. http://www.independent.org/store/lt_detail.asp

what a waste of expensive toilet paper. (it costs a LOT more than it did a few years ago!)

Totally round the bend.

that’s why in America!, we roll under, not over.

Yep, that’s how we do it; let’s roll!

Gulliver’s gonna need a plumber.

“If there’s a debate in your household on the proper way to hang rolls of toilet paper, you can settle it in this fashion. In the drawings enclosed with the 1891 patent for the first toilet paper roll with perforated sheets, the roll is illustrated with the toilet paper hanging over the roll (towards the user) and not dangling down under in the rear of the roll.”

(From “How-To Geek”…Jan. 8)

Sheesh, I wish I hadn’t eaten that rogaine lettuce yesterday

Exactly where the political t-party should go. A supposed “grass roots” movement funded by the koch brothers, big tobacco, and big oil companies to be used to dupe their gullible base into supporting the kochs’ agenda. http://time.com/secret-origins-of-the-tea-party/

SPOILER ALERT, 2020 Covid TP shortage

no taxation without clogation

no taxation with out clogation