Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 16, 2018

Rooks Castle & Clean Co. didn’t get to the castle first????

Well, you could raze it down before renovation..

Swatting in the days of Id.

Well Then IT must be time for the Attacking Army to do the “renovating”?

“Demo day!” – Chip Gaines

All them catapults pulled all that way…..for nothing.

Didn’t you hear about the $1Mil castle that was purchased for the land to build a $5Mil castle?

The Huns are perfect for the job. When a football stadium in Florida was “renovated”, what remained of the original stadium when they were done was part of one wall.

That.. is what happens when you don’t phone ahead to confirm your appointment.

When all you have is a trébuchet, every problem looks like a siege.

Where’s the moat??

National Lampoon’s Conquering Vacation.

They might as well stick around for the house warming party.

You’re all missing the point. The Huns are on a tour and as usual, the place they most to ‘visit’ is closed to the public.