That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 08, 2018

The mother of the guy who invented the bread slicer.

She’s a real cut-up, isn’t she?

Bobby would make such a rukus his mom would spend hours removing crusts.

“Eat your cabbage or the bunny gets it.”

Looks like she’s wearing a WWII Air Corps flying helmet.

I’m so lucky to have won first prize in the lottery

I’m so lucky to have won first prize in the lottery

" I’m just going to have a tiny slice."

Practicing circumcision before the big day. (I wanted to end Chrismaple’s anticipation.)

Who would have thought that kitchen-based extortion was such a problem in Norway?

This is the “pre-cutting board” era.

“This low-carb diet sucks.”

Tells her daughter’s boyfriend, “And this is what I will do to you while you are sleeping if you make her sad…”

… then stir in 1/2 cup rock shavings…

The old woman skimmed her daughter’s dairy business, leaving the kid with a dry crust. What a crumb!

Woman Cutting Bread: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:C_Krohg-Kone_som_skj%C3%A6rer_br%C3%B8d.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/k/krohg/biograph.html 

https://nkl.snl.no/Christian_Krohg 

both have info about this artist (the last is in Norwegian; but, again, Chrome can translate as necessary). This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1858 (January 7, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Everyone came running when Granny started making her famous braunschweiger-on-rye-with-mustard-and-radishes sandwiches.

Did any one else notice that she appears to be cutting the bread with the back

of the knife (the spine) rather than the cutting edge? See original at 100%. … Czarka

Having grown the world’s largest Potato, she proceeded to whittle it into a bust of Trump.

It’s a truffle….no, not a chocolate truffle….just one the pigs brought in.

“The unkindest cut of all!”