Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 07, 2018

Who left the skid mark on Jorge’s face?

P2 is another cuttersjock shower special.

P1, In the county in Maryland I lived in before moving to NC, the students elect one representative to the school board each year. Maybe one of Karina’s grandchildren will run when that finally happens in Milford.

P2, Who is this girl? She certainly doesn’t look anything like the chunky, angry PP we’ve come to know so far.

P3, You’ll find out about that on prom night, PP.

In all reality, No wait Karina you’re confused I’m not True . My brother said he’s at Wake Forrest playing QB .

I’m aware of this meeting too, but I’m going to stay home and watch “Fat Albert”. I might learn something too (enter inappropriate Cosby reference here).

Karina & Paloma should dial up Wren McCormick on how to approach a school board. Where is Double D when a beat reporter is needed? P3- So. Tempted. To. Include infamous Animal House scene from the Student Government hearing concerning the Delta House.

P3-She’s talking like she doesn’t know English very well, despite speaking flawlessly at all times.

P4: “hunh, hunh…you said ‘blew’…hunh…hunh”

So… Monica Lewinsky is on the Milford school board???

P-3: children should be seen but not heard