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Q: What’s the first thing you would do if you were invisible for a day?A: I would probably fly to Paris, find a street performing mime, and beat him to death…the applause he would get would be astounding.
So, I’m the only one that liked the Shields and Yarnell Show?Have never understood the attack on clowns and mimes.
Now, making fun of “Modern” Art, now that I understand. (Insert hoity toity arrogant accent) I took a screwdriver and flung paint at a canvas, my name is such and such (rich kid parents sent to an exclusive art school), pay me $10,000 for it. Talk about a sucker born every minute. Worst, there’s a critic that will stand and describe why it’s great and how the artist captured the mood of the screwdriver with their choices in paint and direction of the splatter. Yeah, OK.
oldpine52 about 7 years ago
A mime is a terrible thing not to waste.
WoodEye about 7 years ago
Perhaps a blank check?
Dtroutma about 7 years ago
Is a drunk mime just wasted?
Bilan about 7 years ago
Doesn’t that go against the Geneva Convention?
Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago
Just use a French press. (Hint: go look at today’s Scary Gary.)
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago
Can I just mime dropping in a series of coins?
dot-the-I about 7 years ago
Reminds of the squeegee guys in blighted NY a few decades ago. They could have used this.
Masterskrain about 7 years ago
Walking through a Mime field IS dangerous…
dadoctah about 7 years ago
Sign: “Hammer a Nail In.”
John: “Can I hammer a nail in?”
Yoko (wanting the piece to be clean and pristine for the gallery opening the next day): “No.”
Dunbar: “Let him hammer a nail in. He’s a millionaire, he might buy it.”
Yoko: “OK, you can hammer a nail in for five shillings.”
John: “Well, I’ll give you an imaginary five shillings and hammer an imaginary nail in.”
sandpiper about 7 years ago
Maybe the reverse of that theory would work in DC. We stop throwing tax money in the pot and they stop pretending they’re earning it.
tripwire45 about 7 years ago
Clever marketing scheme.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 7 years ago
I have never seen a mime in my travels. Perhaps that’s why I enjoy seeing them perform. TV, movies etc….
nostrebornod about 7 years ago
Not mine, but “borrowed”:
Q: What’s the first thing you would do if you were invisible for a day?A: I would probably fly to Paris, find a street performing mime, and beat him to death…the applause he would get would be astounding.
strictures about 7 years ago
Thou shall not suffer a mime to live!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago
At least those two are thinking outside of the box.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 7 years ago
Trivia question of the day: Who had the only spoken word in Mel Brooks’s Silent Movie?
GiantShetlandPony about 7 years ago
So, I’m the only one that liked the Shields and Yarnell Show?Have never understood the attack on clowns and mimes.
Now, making fun of “Modern” Art, now that I understand. (Insert hoity toity arrogant accent) I took a screwdriver and flung paint at a canvas, my name is such and such (rich kid parents sent to an exclusive art school), pay me $10,000 for it. Talk about a sucker born every minute. Worst, there’s a critic that will stand and describe why it’s great and how the artist captured the mood of the screwdriver with their choices in paint and direction of the splatter. Yeah, OK.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 7 years ago
Too close for a Combat Engineer.
Jml58 about 7 years ago
LEARN THE WORDS.
erniejpdx about 7 years ago
I wonder if there’s a genetic defect that causes otherwise sane and responsible men to become mimes or clowns. Or is it simply masochism?
keenanthelibrarian about 7 years ago
How to get paid for doing literally nothing.
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 7 years ago
This comic left me speechless.