Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 30, 2018

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Chuck in a potato and make hash browns.

You should’ve told him to open his big mouth first.

Load a Holstein onto the trebuchet…he wants some milk with that.

I prefer the Chicken Cannon. (For all you Royal Canadian Air Farce lovers)

Porridge projectile!

Best use of oatmeal I’ve ever seen (can’t stand the stuff).

For Leopold, it was the right thing to do.

OH, I WANT ONE!! Load it up with tomatoes (fresh or otherwise) and take it to a political rally!

Leopold is such a good henchman! What would Gary do without him?

I WANT!