Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 06, 2018

“butt” – oh, my virgin ears!

spoiler alert!

I remember some guys I watch on Youtube had an incident where one of them pulled out his phone and noticed he’d butt-dialed someone about five minutes prior. His friend replied “Hold on a second… didn’t you fart, like, five minutes ago?”

“I did… oh, NO.”

“Hello?… GOODNESS me! I think I’m talking to Chewbacca!”

Do ghosts have phones?

And the bonus at the moment is my all time favourite – fancy cat food.

Ah yes, the undead phone. Do the Ghostbusters deal with those?

Dat one crazy cat

Dat one crazy cat

(gasp) Elvis said butt on live TV!!

i could use some of that rice

Poor Puck, trying to be the responsible reporter and get a comment on second breakfast and Elvis just drops a “dirty” word on live telly :)

Elvis is so cute when he’s being pensive – furrowed brow and playing with his suspenders :)

Look out, Elvis! Pucky is peeved!

Uh oh, Burt wasn’t fast enough with a bleep!

I think Burt’s going to have to a start a 5 second delay from here out.

Does the FCC regulate BCN?

OMC, Puck. You’re worried about words when the Woman’s phone is about to start contacting dead people?? Get your priorities straight.

And no iffs and butts!

Butt-dial ghosts! That may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life.

Good morning and happy Tuesday, fellow orbsters and orbabies! Life continues quiet and serene here in Barrie; It’s supposed to snow later, but it’ll be warmer than yesterday. Yum Yum is pensive on the back of the couch. I think I have managed, once again, to kill most of my houseplants. I think I over-watered them. Oh well, I’ll start again in the spring. It may also be that they are not getting enough light, because the only place for me to keep them is in a north-facing window. I’m sending out warm orb hugs, bumps and boops to all and sundry.

It is SO very Elvis to be going on about the undead phone.

I love the wording Elvis uses in the second panel!!! It reminds me of the opening credits from GARGOYLES (Disney cartoon series, circa 1994). There was a line in the opening: “Now here in Manhattan, the spell is broken and WE LIVE AGAIN!”

Look, in panel 3 Elvis has his ear canted back, like he’s chagrined at being called out for not answering the question.

Love Elvis’ poofy tail in the last panel.

Love Elvis’ poofy tail in the last panel.

Was “butt” on George Carlin’s list of words you can’t say on television?

Wait, can Puck report on the Second Breakfast scam since he was a part of it? Isn’t this a conflict of interest and a violation of his usual impeccable journalistic integrity?

But then on the other paw, who else is going to cover the story unless it’s Sir Figaro and Tabitha?

I would seriously consider making my phone undead if I could really butt dial some ghosts! There are quite a few people I’d really love the chance to speak to again.

You can’t say the word “butt” on Cat News, but it’s perfectly okay to stick your butt in the camera for a rear closeup.

“In other news, this is Elvis’ butt!”

So, you’re allowed to say “Butt dial,” but not to say “Sprayed me with it’s butt.” Censors are weird.

Isnt that why the good boys offer to smell other cats’ noses to get acquainted? (Remember tommy?) Because georgia does not usually employ the b..t word.

look at the bonus strip!

Spoiler alert!

Also im glad georgia does not use b..t or other words on the cusp of decent. Im glad i can count on this strip being top notch.

I wish my phone can butt-dial ghosts, can’t even run a Bill Nye app.

“Don’t say “Butt,” we’re live!" That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day.