Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 13, 2018

Or as Chris Berman refers to him, Duncan “Be home by” Levin

“Hey, Marty! Saying ‘Jorge’ is a breeze. Just be glad you don’t work internationally as then, you’d have to say names like Lyazzat, Ainagul, Anuar, etc!” …and those aren’t even Dutch names, which are even more difficult to pronounce.

In all reality , In addition to treating Jorge with some respect , you can stop leering at me you lecherous drunk .

P1 Is she giving Marty the finger-nice artwork on the hair? Also did Marty get his nose flattened in a bar fight last night

Marti…. the pour basterd is walking right into a “me to” moment! He’ll be tossed out of studio one and back to his crap-shak in the bleachers.

P1, Marty hasn’t been called “Mr. Moon” since the last time he got pulled over for drunk driving.

P2, Marty slurs, “My pleasure. What can I do to you?”

P3, Who? Oh, you mean Georgie!

Duncan “Levin and let die” is this years nominee for a Shimura. The award is based on a new character who shows up in the comic for a day or two then lives on due to the blogging efforts of Bitsy Twill and myself.

I thought Double P would be going with her not her lawyer,

P1- Duncan Levin doesn’t sound like a farmer’s name but he must have had a tragic accident look at that left hand! Looks like a mantis hand!

P3- Padilla has been in school for what, 3 weeks? And somehow he has engendered a following greater than the Asperger plagued Brody Abro or heroic Coach Steve Boone? At Milford, only those with outstanding shower credentials are treated with this respect…

Marty used to have a co host in the booth with him a few years back. What was his name? WDIG might want to get him back since Marty’s going to go on suspension very soon.

He’s the great, great, great-grandson of legendary Cubs Hall Of Famer Mordecai 3 Finger Brown, the left-handed version. He’ll be Gil’s mystery star pitcher when baseball practice starts in August.

poooooor little snowflake. I’m sure Jorge has more backbone than this twinky. Marty never really insulted Jorge, translated his name and said Milford should thank the Hurricane but never insulted Jorge. People just look for insults so they can squawk.

P3- Man overboard. Oh, you little monkey. I will teach you the meaning of self respect. Carl Spackler.

Here’s another one Bear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE2FgHudcTU

Inspired by Starfish’s “Mr. Moon” comment.